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Barbara Bush Dubious Compliment
Barbara Bush (who had schools, hospitals, and streets named in her honor) once recalled receiving a touching letter from a six-year-old girl. "Dear Barbara," it read. "Great news. I've named my heifer after you!" |
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The wealhty Roman banker Agostino Chigi was famed for throwing indulgent al fresco dinner parties at his Villa Farnese, overlooking the Tiber river in Rome. After each course, he would instruct his astonished guests to jettison their dishes and cutlery into the river.
The gesture was less extravagant than it appeared, however; before each party servants would hang nets just below the river's surface, ensuring that none of Chigi's valuable tableware would be lost. |
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Albert Einstein: Nuclear Reaction?
Albert Einstein was once introduced to the eighteen-month-old son of a young friend. The infant looked into the old physicist's wizened face and promptly began to bawl. "You're the first person for years," Einstein declared, patting the child on the head, "who has told me what you really think of me." |
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Ghostwriters?
Fred Allen once had one of his radio show scripts returned with extensive editorial notes and alterations scribbled across each page. "Where were you fellows," Allen asked, flipping through the script, "when the paper was blank?" |
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One day during the early investigations into Enron's balance-sheet shenanigans, Enron CEO Kenneth Lay failed to show up for a hearing and was rumored to have disappeared.
"I'm thinking," David Letterman later declared, "has somebody checked Dick Cheney's pockets?" |
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Prodigy
"In 1994, the San Francisco Chronicle ran a story on Michael Kearney, a 10-year-old college graduate and prodigy. He was ambidextrous, the newspaper said, and was talking when he was four months old, using such phrases as 'Mom. Dad. I'm hungry. Where's my breast milk?' By 10 months, he was comparison-shopping in the grocery store, his mother said, and she had to warn him to be quiet, because people in the store would 'think we were ventriloquists.'" Kearney, Michael (1984- ) American child prodigy [Sources: The Globe and Mail, Oct. 6, 2003] |
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"When I met Will [Smith]'s grandmother it was pretty embarrassing," Jada Pinkett-Smith once recalled. "I walked in and she had just finished watching Jason's Lyric and I have a pretty explicit love scene in that movie. And I walk in and he says, 'G.D., this is Jada,' and she kind of looked at me and said, 'I just don't know why young people feel like they gotta take their clothes off all the time.' I looked at Will, like, 'Is this a joke?'... I can look at it now and think it's pretty funny but I was really [upset]."
So who suggested that Will's grandmother watch the movie? Why, Will of course! |
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In 2002, Republicans began redrawing (or "gerrymandering") districts across America, using various dodgy techniques to gain political advantage. In some cases, "kidnapped" incumbent Democrats found themselves in the same district as other incumbent Democrats. Pennsylvania Congressman Frank Mascara was one such Democrat.
"My district [in an industrial country south of Pittsburgh] had been more or less the same for about a hundred years," he recalled. "I still thought my district would for the most part remain intact. That didn't occur... The cars [parked on the street in front of Mascara's modest home] are in the twelfth congressional district, and my house is in the eighteenth. When they drew the new lines, they started in Allegheny County, which is north of here, and made, like, a finger out of that district, and the finger went down the middle of the street where I live. The line came down to my house and stopped." [Mascara was forced into a primary battle with fellow Democrat John Murtha. Mascara lost, ending his Congressional career, and the Republican presence in the House was further increased. Such gerrymandering led Pennsylvania Democrats to bring a landmark case before the U.S. Supreme Court, arguing that the Republican gerrymander denied them equal protection of the laws; while the State's million Republicans controlled ten seats, its million Democrats controlled just five. (More on Gerrymandering here.)] [Trivia: Republican strategist Ben Ginsberg had a nickname for the Republican redistricting operation in 1990: "Project Ratf---."] |
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Allan Gurganus once visited a school and spoke to some eight year old students. When the class began discussing 'the novella,' a girl raised her hand. "Is a novella," she asked, "a novel written by a girl?"
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The French performance artist Orlan made a career out of a series of operations designed to turn her into a human compendium of art-historical "quotations" incorporating the chin of Botticelli's Venus, the lips of Boucher's Europa, the eyes of Gérôme's Psyche, and the brow of Leonardo da Vinci's Mona Lisa.
Shortly after the turn of the millennium in an operating room in Japan, Orlan concluded her 10-year work-in-progress entitled 'The Reincarnation of St. Orlan' "by having a team of plastic surgeons construct the largest nose that her face is capable of supporting." Under a local anesthetic, Orlan lectured on post-modern theory - reading from Baudrillard, Kristeva, and Lacan - while surgeons performed the operation. [Her sponsor? France's Ministry of Culture.] |
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