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Otherworldly Collaboration
In his last year, Jullien toyed with the notion of setting the Lord's Prayer to music. The composer's inspiration? The prospect of seeing a title page reading: "THE LORD'S PRAYER. Words by Jesus Christ. Music by Jullien." |
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Hard Work?
Shortly after the birth of British Prime Minister Tony Blair's new baby was announced, British foreign secretary Robin Cook attended a meeting on the political situation in Northern Ireland. As he emerged from the meeting, Cook bumped into Ireland's Prime Minister, Bertie Ahern - who asked Cook to pass along his warmest congratulations. Cook assumed that Ahern was referring to the progress being made on Northern Ireland: "Yes," he replied. "Tony's been working hard on this for a very long time." |
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One day when commercial air travel was still in its infancy, the great mathematician David Hilbert was invited to give a talk on any subject he liked. His chosen subject - "The Proof of Fermat's Last Theorem" - came as something of a surprise, particularly given that the famous theorem, as far as anyone knew, remained unproven (see below). Needless to say, the event was eagerly anticipated...
----------------------------------------Soon enough, the momentous day arrived and Hilbert delivered his lecture. While undeniably brilliant, however, it had nothing to do with Fermat's theorem. After the talk, Hilbert was asked why he had chosen a title which had nothing to do with his lecture. "Oh," he replied, "that was just in case the plane went down." [Edit 1 times, last edit by Former Member at Oct 29, 2007 12:30:41 AM] |
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John Kerry: Swift Boat Veteran
While patrolling the Mekong Delta during the Vietnam war, John Kerry and his crewmates were ambushed by a Vietcong guerrilla firing rockets from the riverbank. Kerry made an instantaneous decision to turn his boat into enemy fire and beach it. He then leapt ashore, chased the man down, and killed him. "I didn't want to let him get away," he later recalled. "I didn't want him to run away and turn around with an active B-40 [rocket-propelled grenade launcher] and take us out. There but for the grace of God... The guy could have pulled the trigger and I wouldn't be here today." Navy men were not supposed to leave their ships during combat, and his commanding officer later quipped that he was torn between recommending Kerry for the Silver Star and having him court-martialed for insubordination. Kerry got the Silver Star. |
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I was driving up Laurel Canyon the other day," Ladder 49 star Joaquin Phoenix once recalled, "and I see all this smoke and there's a van on fire - the engine's on fire - and I jump out and I run and the guy's trying to move all this stuff out of the van. I kind of run up and grab a T-shirt and run back... And people are driving by and they're saying, 'It's gonna blow! It's gonna blow!'
"So I'm thinking, 'Don't panic; rely on your training. So I think back and I think back to my training... and I remember weird details, like a window is three feet above the ground in a house, and the female end of a coupling [extension cord] leads you out of a fire, but nothing about cars. "So I look at the owner and I panic, and I say, 'Run! It's gonna blow!' And I take off running... and duck behind a wall. And all these people - then they recognize me: 'That's the guy from Ladder 49! He did the research. He knows!' "So everyone goes scrambling. They're hiding under bushes and cars. And we sit looking at each other for, like, ten minutes. There's no explosion, just the sound of this guy's whole life slowly burning. "The fire department shows up, and they slowly amble up and spray a little water on it. So I come out of hiding from behind the wall and the owner of the van is there looking at me with tear-stained cheeks just looking at me, like, 'Mr Research! Mr Method Actor! Thanks so much!'" |
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Virginia Madsen: Fake Wine
"The guys [Virginia Madsen's Sideways co-stars] had been shooting for a while," Madsen recalled of her first day on the set, "and [the producers] said, 'We have this fake wine for you to drink, this non-alcoholic wine, called free' - and it was f-r-e with a little accent... And the guys were like, 'Don't drink that, Virginia!' and I thought, 'Yeah, that's really funny. They want to do a prank on me and get me drunk my first day,' and they said, 'Virginia, you've got to drink the real stuff.' I said, 'Fellows, it's eight o'clock in the morning and I can't.' So I had the fake wine..." The upshot? "It dyed my teeth purple! ... So I snuck back - I had a day off - and I went to dentist of the stars, Dr. Sun, and I spent $1,500 to get my teeth lasered clean. It was not f-r-e; it cost me a lot of money!" |
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Ron Howard's Children
With one exception, director Ron Howard gave each of his children a middle name inspired by the location of his or her conception. His twin daughters - middle-named Carlyle - were conceived, for example, at New York's famous Carlyle hotel. Bryce Dallas Howard was conceived in Dallas... The exception? Howard's first son, who was named after a London Street (Reed Cross). The problem? "Volvo," Howard later explained, "isn't a very good middle name." |
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On a train journey in the American Midwest, Albert Schweitzer was approached by two ladies. "Have we the honor of speaking to Professor Einstein?" they asked. "No, unfortunately not," replied Schweitzer, "though I can quite understand your mistake, for he has the same kind of hair as I have." He paused to rumple his hair. "But inside, my head is altogether different. However, he is a very old friend of mine—would you like me to give you his autograph?" Taking a slip of paper from his pocket he wrote: "Albert Einstein, by way of his friend, Albert Schweitzer."
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Winston Churchill and Tonga's Queen Salote Tupou were among the esteemed guests at Elizabeth II's coronation.
When the ceremony dragged on past noon, Churchill began to grow hungry - and irascible (it being what he called his "tummy time"). As the guests finally began to file out, one of Churchill's companions pointed to a small black boy carrying Tupou's train. "Who's that?" he wondered. Churchill's reply? "That's her lunch." |
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Poetic Justice
"At the end of the sixteenth century regular processions were organized around Hereford Cathedral to mark holy occasions. Before one such, the Dean of Hereford, Dr. Price, decided that in view of his own importance he would not, as before, walk on foot with the ruck of lowlier canons. He would instead ride on horseback so that he might be more easily seen reading from his prayer book. The proud cleric mounted his mare, opened his book and took to the streets. "His reading was at an early stage when a stallion broke loose, saw his mare and mounted her. "The dean was trapped, read practically nothing and swore he would never ride in a procession again." |
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