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[Kara]

it was done with a used cricut blade

[MOM2SNOX]

As our fantabulous scrapper retreats to a vacation spot in the Bahamas, tired of the New York City hustle and bustle, her head swimming with ideas for a new product, she spies a flyer taped to a palm tree:

"Scrapbook store for sale. ROCK bottom price! Everything included ~ Owner must sell quickly!"

What? A scrapbook store here in the Bahamas? Way cool! But why would the owner have to sell quickly? And for what price?!!  Her mind conjures up images of moonlit crop sessions next to the beach, layout contests of beautiful sunrise and sunsets!  She quickly grabs up her belongings, rips the flyer off the tree and heads down the beach....

[Kara]

 as she is running down the beach, the wind rips the flyer out of her hands. How could she have let that happen? How will she fulfill her lifelong dream of a scrappy store owner?  As she is contemplating this, she notices the flyer lands precariously (sp?) on a sparsely clothed man on the beach sunning himself. She approches him smoothly, and cautiously. Just as she starts to speak........

[Gypsymonkey]

BTT!

The flyer flies off of the hot masculine paper to reveal the sweat drenched face of.....

[Gypsymonkey]

BTT

[letumom]

Tom Cruise

[pawprints]

who takes the flyer from her hand and reads it, then says...

[Gypsymonkey]

"I do believe I would like you to scrap me. I have several photos to choose one. Care to join me at my bungalow to look?" Lost in thought, you readily agree, missing the calculating look in Tom's face, not expecting any risky business....

[pawprints]

until she happens to notice the message that was glaring up at her from his cell phone that was lying on the beach blanket he was sunning himself on. The message said...

[Gypsymonkey]

All is in preparation. As soon as she walks into the bungalow, slam the door shut. She'll tell us everything we want to know.....

[pawprints]

now she was in quite a dilemma. Here she had the opportunity to scrap TOM CRUISE, but then again maybe it was just a way to get her to the bungalow. Still, her desire to scrap him clouded her mind, and she decided too...

[1grandma]

Jump his bones. She picked up her first foot then sprang across his supine body as it soaked up the hot sunrays. As she landed on the other side of him, he sat up and said,...

[Gypsymonkey]

Pardon me, but do you have any Grey Poupon?

[pawprints]

she laughed and said are you kidding? Tom, the only grey thing I have is Basic Grey! Now shall we continue? Tom was so surprised with that response that he...

[jnet]

spilled his margarita and

[pawprints]

got it all over her bag, which held quite a bit of scrappy supplies! She was furious, and she said to Tom...

[Gypsymonkey]

OMGosh! How could someone as gorgeous as you be so clutzy as to spill a margarita all over my precious Basic Grey. Do you know what I had to do to get that stuff? I had to look on the black market. I'm so mad, I could......

[debamas]

but she couldn't say a word as her eyes caught sight of where she was. Gazing wide-eyed around her, her mind rapidly anaylzing what an awesome backdrop for photoshoots, she asks...

[Queen Mum]

Got any coupons I can use? I'm going shopping for some........

[pawprints]

beach papers and embellies, because I can't wait to scrap the pictures I am about to take! She then grabbed hold of her bag and her camera, and ran across the sand in the direction of what had caught her eye. She then took her camera and starting shooting photo after photo of...