You didn't space your kids apart right. They are too far apart to be friends. Oh wait, they are too close together so everything will be a competition.
Having children will bring you and your husband closer together. Then again...taking care of your kids takes time away from being with your spouse.
Getting an epidural means you don't want to feel the natural experience of bringing great joy into this world. However, if you are screaming and in agony you won't actually enjoy the moment.
Need any other stupid advice?
