One sunny day in 2009 an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, 'I would like to go in and meet with President Bush. The Marine looked at the man and said, 'Sir, Mr. Bush is no longer president and no longer resides here.' The old man said, 'Okay' and walked away.
The following day, the same man approached the White House and said tothe same Marine, 'I would like to go in and meet with President Bush. The Marine again told the man, 'Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Bush is no longer president and no longer resides here.' The man thanked him and, again, just walked away.
The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same U. S. Marine, saying 'I would like to go in and meet with President Bush.' The Marine, somewhat agitated at this point, looked athe man and said, 'Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Bush. I've told you already that Mr. Bush is no longer the president and no longer resides here. Don't you understand? The old man looked at the Marine and said, 'Oh, Iunderstand... I just love hearing it.'
The Marine snapped to attention, saluted and said, 'See you tomorrow then.'
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Cherry Jubilee
LOL!
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Bowl Full of Cherries
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I used to be a "celebrity cherry", but now I'm in re-hab...... Holy Carp!
Cherry Delight
LMAO
Rosa sat so that Martin could walk. Martin walked so that Barack could run. Barack ran so that our children could fly.
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If life gives you lemons, go find an annoying person with paper cuts.
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I hope we don't hear that again in 4 years with a different name..........
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Yeah, I remember that one after we finally rid ourselves of Bill Clinton. It was a lot funnier for me back then. 
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Love it!!!!!
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Love people & use things--- Not love things & use people!
Scrapgram
Love people & use things--- Not love things & use people!
Scrapgram
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Cherry Bing
LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stephanie
Nothing is foolproof for a sufficiently talented fool
Nothing is foolproof for a sufficiently talented fool
Cherry Garcia
thats funny if one isn't happy about the election... 
***Tanya***
Chocolate Covered Cherry
Glad you can still laugh, Tanya.
[font=Arial:ohrhf522]Pages completed in 2010: 179
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An ideologue knows he's right. A person of faith knows only that he doesn't know. ----Walter Gustafson, Everett. From Seattle Times, Letters to the Editor, 26 Mar 2007.[/font:ohrhf522][/size:ohrhf522][/font]
Pages completed in 2011: 121
An ideologue knows he's right. A person of faith knows only that he doesn't know. ----Walter Gustafson, Everett. From Seattle Times, Letters to the Editor, 26 Mar 2007.[/font:ohrhf522][/size:ohrhf522][/font]
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LOL!
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When you see me with a smile on my face, then you'll know I'm a mental case. ~ Alice Cooper
When you see me with a smile on my face, then you'll know I'm a mental case. ~ Alice Cooper
Cherry Cola
I'll have to forward that one to my brother!
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Scrapbooking began in the Bible Ps. 78:3-4
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