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TheFiberLady

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got a funny for ya all
 so yesterday my dh asks me "are you sure our kitty is a boy kitty?"

I say "why would you ask that?" puzzled

he says "well he has t!ts"

I say "ya sooo?"

he says "well girl kittens have t!ts"

to that i lift my shirt up and ask my dh "how many do you see on me?" 

he snickers and says "2"

i lift up his shirt and said "how many do you have?"

to which he all of a sudden gets that really stupid like "omgawd i can't believe i asked that question so now how do i back out of this situation look"

i said "well look at there you have 2 also, so does that make you a girl?"

to which he replies " well i just meant why does he have so many?"(ya right)

i still am amazed i'm still having this conversation with him and say" i have 2 you have 2, tigger has 8 and itty bitty has 8, now we are all even" lol

I guess all those times I accused him of being born in a barn couldn't possibly be true, this old mcdonald doesn't even know his animals lol
Wendy.....love my puppies!!!!!
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Smiley-Scrap8

Cherry Cola

Re: got a funny for ya all
 giggle, giggle :-D
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dianagirly

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Re: got a funny for ya all
 LOL
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-Shannon-

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Re: got a funny for ya all
 *snicker*


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Monroe1218

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Re: got a funny for ya all
 That is way too funny!!!
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Northern Brat

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Re: got a funny for ya all
 Haha!!!
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mommy2bean

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Re: got a funny for ya all
 LOL!!
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AnnOminous

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Re: got a funny for ya all
 I actually had some people return a puppy to me saying that they could tell that he'd had surgery on stomach from the scars.  I asked them to point out the scars.  Yep, it was his nipples!!  I gladly refunded their money!!!!!
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Judes

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Re: got a funny for ya all
 Ahahaha!
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Leeanna

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Re: got a funny for ya all
lol!
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Art_Teacher

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Re: got a funny for ya all
 That is priceless!  Think he would be offended if you scrapped that story? :winkb:
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evilqueen

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Re: got a funny for ya all
 LOL!!!
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ArmyWife95

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Re: got a funny for ya all
 That's cute, Wendy!!
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Queen Mum

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Re: got a funny for ya all
 I am cracking up here.
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Pegster

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Re: got a funny for ya all
 LOL!! Too funny!
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beachlover

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Re: got a funny for ya all
 LOL!!!  too funny!!!!
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beachlover

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Re: got a funny for ya all
 jinx Pegster!!! lol!
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Mommybruno

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Re: got a funny for ya all
 That's hilarious! :-D
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ljones2019

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Re: got a funny for ya all
 LOL how funny
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pjw

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Re: got a funny for ya all
 LOL ~ he just had a slow brain moment! 
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