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[Flasher]

Cerebrally challenged?

[amtmhj]

or, as my dad would say, CLIENTS!  (if you want to be absolutely pc)amy m

[nene]

How the heck(again---NOT the word I wanted) do you smear lipstick on a monitor? Are you THAT glaucomally challenged?

[Deirdra]

OMG, Should we call Becky Dr. Beck?

[nene]

Amy---your dad is a doctor? Can we give him some #s?

[Flasher]

I just read that!!! Um . . . neat trick!

[Deirdra]

I don't know what you're talking about.  Lipstick and glaucoma have NOTHING to do with eachother.

[nene]

They do if the glaucoma has made you so blind that in order to see the computer screen, you have to put your face right on it.

[Deirdra]

OMG, STOP IT, my sides hurt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[nene]

I had a history teacher in high school that was an albino. Poor guy couldn't see EVEN with coke bottles. When he read--he held the paper no more than an inch from his face. I learned a LOT from him.

[Deirdra]

Do you think if I covered my head with a towel it would make the image brighter??

[nene]

STFU. That was a GOOD tip for people.

[Deirdra]

Sigh.  I can't breathe and Cam's yelling from the bath "What are you laughing at Mom??"

[nene]

Tell him to see how long he can hold his breath.            And for those who may judge--I do not condone this in anyway. BUT--it IS funny.

[Deirdra]

Shouldn't you be giving your son a "bath" now?

[nene]

But not the kind Moody takes. I'm off till 9. This was fun.

[Deirdra]

You just HAD to leave me with one more, didn't you?????See you in the AM.....no way I'm seeing 9:00PM*. *For all of those waiting to slam me.

[pnutsmum]

Stop it, I can't take anymore!!!

[Deirdra]

LMAO!!!!  Where have you been????  Oh yeah, being all parental.  I need to do that myself! 

[pnutsmum]

I got the giggles so bad right now!