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biggrin Re: cryingI hate it when.....laughing

Does Robby look like this?



Edit: Ah, i see Cat above and 'Cat' below are different incarnations.
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tongue cryingI hate it when I run out of CatNip.!laughing

No, I look like CatNipCat!

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Re: I don't think you can add Dogs to a Hate Thread! talk to the hand

Not as bad as a Stinky Wet Dog though

After the stupid dog decided the cat flap was a good idea even though it's behind wouldn't fit through the hole. We now have a slightly larger Dog Flap which means it can now charge into the Garden and bark at that sound it thinks it has just heard (It's getting on now going a bit deaf and slightly cateracty) at 3am in the morning - the neighbours love us wink

Damp Dog you can't beat it laughing

talk to the hand
I don't think you can add Dogs to a Hate Thread!
If I make it to the Pearly Gates praying and St Peter is Buddhist;....
I'm going to beg to come back as a Chesapeake Bay Retriever!
kiss Sloppy kisses to everyone here! kiss
laughing Especially David! laughing
clown Robby clown

PS
if any of you Dogs have terouble with the HolyDays....
A Dog's Rules for Christmas

1. Be especially patient with your humans during this time. They may appear to be more stressed-out than usual and they will appreciate long comforting dog leans.
2. They may come home with large bags of things they call gifts. Do not assume that all the gifts are yours.
3. Be tolerant if your humans put decorations on you. They seem to get some special kind of pleasure out of seeing how you look with fake antlers.
4. They may bring a large tree into the house and set it up in a prominent place and cover it with lights and decorations. Bizarre as this may seem to you, it is an important ritual for your humans, so there are some things you need to know:
a. Don't pee on the tree
b. Don't drink water in the container that holds the tree
c. Mind your tail when you are near the tree
d. If there are packages under the tree, even ones that smell interesting or that have your name on them, don't rip them open
e. Don't chew on the cord that runs from the funny-looking hole in the wall to the tree
5. Your humans may occasionally invite lots of strangers to come visit during this season. These parties can be lots of fun, but they also call for some discretion on your part:
a. Not all strangers appreciate kisses and leans
b. Don't eat off the buffet table
c. Beg for goodies subtly
d. Be pleasant, even if unknowing strangers sit on your sofa
e. Don't drink out of glasses that are left within your reach
6. Likewise, your humans may take you visiting. Here your manners will also be important:
a. Observe all the rules in #4 for trees that may be in other people's houses. (4a is particularly important)
b. Respect the territory of other animals that may live in the house
c. Tolerate children
d. Turn on your charm big time
7. A big man with a white beard and a very loud laugh may emerge from your fireplace in the middle of the night. DO NOT BITE HIM!!
From YELL@BADOG.US

8. Don't jump on the table and run away with the turkey beacuse your master went to get a knife. sad
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shock Big Dog?

Not as bad as a Stinky Wet Dog though

After the stupid dog decided the cat flap was a good idea even though it's behind wouldn't fit through the hole. We now have a slightly larger Dog Flap which means it can now charge into the Garden and bark at that sound it thinks it has just heard (It's getting on now going a bit deaf and slightly cateracty) at 3am in the morning - the neighbours love us wink

Damp Dog you can't beat it laughing

talk to the hand
I don't think you can add Dogs to a Hate Thread!
If I make it to the Pearly Gates praying and St Peter is Buddhist;....
I'm going to beg to come back as a Chesapeake Bay Retriever!
kiss Sloppy kisses to everyone here! kiss
laughing Especially David! laughing
clown Robby clown

PS
if any of you Dogs have terouble with the HolyDays....
A Dog's Rules for Christmas

1. Be especially patient with your humans during this time. They may appear to be more stressed-out than usual and they will appreciate long comforting dog leans.
2. They may come home with large bags of things they call gifts. Do not assume that all the gifts are yours.
3. Be tolerant if your humans put decorations on you. They seem to get some special kind of pleasure out of seeing how you look with fake antlers.
4. They may bring a large tree into the house and set it up in a prominent place and cover it with lights and decorations. Bizarre as this may seem to you, it is an important ritual for your humans, so there are some things you need to know:
a. Don't pee on the tree
b. Don't drink water in the container that holds the tree
c. Mind your tail when you are near the tree
d. If there are packages under the tree, even ones that smell interesting or that have your name on them, don't rip them open
e. Don't chew on the cord that runs from the funny-looking hole in the wall to the tree
5. Your humans may occasionally invite lots of strangers to come visit during this season. These parties can be lots of fun, but they also call for some discretion on your part:
a. Not all strangers appreciate kisses and leans
b. Don't eat off the buffet table
c. Beg for goodies subtly
d. Be pleasant, even if unknowing strangers sit on your sofa
e. Don't drink out of glasses that are left within your reach
6. Likewise, your humans may take you visiting. Here your manners will also be important:
a. Observe all the rules in #4 for trees that may be in other people's houses. (4a is particularly important)
b. Respect the territory of other animals that may live in the house
c. Tolerate children
d. Turn on your charm big time
7. A big man with a white beard and a very loud laugh may emerge from your fireplace in the middle of the night. DO NOT BITE HIM!!
From YELL@BADOG.US

8. Don't jump on the table and run away with the turkey beacuse your master went to get a knife. sad

shock You must have a Big Dog, Yes? LOL
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Re: Big Dog?

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8. Don't jump on the table and run away with the turkey beacuse your master went to get a knife. sad

shock You must have a Big Dog, Yes? LOL



loooong time ago we had a small ankle biter type dog. It could jump up onto the kitchen counter (and eat the meat mom had defrosting for dinner) but would not jump back down. biggrin busted every time----mom was just a little upset shhh learned a new version of english back then laughing
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