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Former Member
Cruncher Joined: May 22, 2018 Post Count: 0 Status: Offline |
Rools 2 lif bhi gize LOL LOL ...
 The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other! . . . 1 DANGEROUS:  2 SAFER:  3 SAFEST:  4 ULTRA SAFE: . . . . 1 What's for dinner? 2 Can I help you with dinner? 3 Where would you like to go for dinner? 4 Here, have some chocolate. . . . 1 Are you wearing that? 2 Wow, you sure look good in brown! 3 WOW! Look at you! 4 Here, have some chocolate . . . 1 What are you so worked up about? 2 Could we be overreacting? 3 Here's my paycheck. 4 Here, have some chocolate. . . . . 1 Should you be eating that? 2 You know, there are a lot of apples left. 3 Can I get you a glass of wine with that? 4 Here, have some chocolate. . . . . 1 What did you DO all day? 2 I hope you didn't over-do it today. 3 I've always loved you in that robe! 4 Here, have some more chocolate . . . . . . The truth is that ..I've always loved you in that robe!......... Now Buzz Off !. |
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David Autumns
Ace Cruncher UK Joined: Nov 16, 2004 Post Count: 11062 Status: Offline Project Badges: 
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oneguy as the only male in the house
----------------------------------------I buy a lot of Chocolate drop me a mail and I let you know how I managed to burn the Sunday Roast this last weekend without even taking part in the cooking of it and that was only the beginning of the Send me a mail and I'll ping you back buddy you couldn't make it up. By Monday Evening the pair of us were rolling on the floor laughing like drains at the absurdity of life. Cadbury's is where it's at  Dave  |
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Former Member
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Chocolate fixes everything.
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retsof
Former Community Advisor USA Joined: Jul 31, 2005 Post Count: 6824 Status: Offline Project Badges:
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Cadbury's is where it's at Where what's at? That's BRITISH chocolate. Gak.
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Sekerob
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The English fought a long battle in Strasbourg courts to get their diluted 'like' products to retain the label 'chocolate'. Finnish, Swiss, Belgian is best, Italian does not put itself to shame......at least they are not the milky way.
----------------------------------------Oh and no more than 40 grammes of pure chocolate equivalent per day, else the upper becomes a serious downer.....for u in more than one way
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David Autumns
Ace Cruncher UK Joined: Nov 16, 2004 Post Count: 11062 Status: Offline Project Badges:
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Hey leave off our Cocoa free Chocolate our almost meat free sausages our bendy cucumbers and those curvy small bananas.
----------------------------------------We like it that way You see Sek we can eat tonnes of our "Chocolate" with no ill effect (Pah I wrote Tonnes instead of good old fashioned Tons  ) Dave |
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Dirk Gently
Senior Cruncher England Joined: Mar 1, 2005 Post Count: 153 Status: Offline Project Badges: 
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Cadbury's chocolate rules! http://www.cadbury.co.uk
----------------------------------------They actually make several kinds of CHOCOLATE CONFECTIONARY. To make it clear, and with exercise of COMMON SENSE they call them MILK CHOCOLATE (a recipe with more MILK and sugar in it), PLAIN or DARK CHOCOLATE, (for a less sweet, more sophisticated palate) and WHITE CHOCOLATE (for children - of all ages) If this is too difficult for European Beurocracy to grasp, I suggest we drop the word Chocolate and use "Thermosetting confectionary made with Milk, Sugar, Cocoa solids and Cocoa Butter" or something. ALL Chocolate is gorgeous, and you do not have to be female and hormonally challenged to think so! What else have we been in trouble with? ELDERFLOWER CHAMPAGNE! http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/A593363 Only a moron would feel misled by a bottle labled ELDERFLOWER CHAMPAGNE! If you ARE misled, be happy, because you are unlikely to be able to afford or appreciate the other stuff. Sausages - Perhaps this should be "Emulsified High-Fat Offal Tube" (From "Yes Minister"). We have over 450 regional sausages in the UK and we eat lots - see http://sausagefans.com If our Sausages contain less meat and more Cereals this is a nutritionally sound practice. As you know, we english are always borrowing words (and in return you can have "Sandwich" and "weekend") - even Sausage is borrowed - see Wikipaedia http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sausage - "The word sausage is derived from Old French saussiche, from the Latin word salsus, meaning salted. The word botulism is derived from the Latin word for sausage, botulus." I am grateful we chose the french option. ( BTW - I have not tried Italian Sausages - although Sek may want to send me some after this ) The moral is - wherever you prefer to get your Sausages - ALWAYS COOK THEM WELL And hands off the cheeses! We have as many as anyone else and we have our own ideas! ---------------------------------------- [Edit 1 times, last edit by Dirk Gently at Sep 30, 2006 1:08:14 PM] |
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Former Member
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UK chocolate may not be up to the standards of European chocolate, but I understand it is infinitely better than US chocolate.
This fact is slightly masked by the fact that the Cadburys we love so much is produced in the US by Hersheys, and instead of using real chocolate, they sell the same old Hershey crap under the Cadbury name. I understand Americans who have tried real Cadbury milky goodness find this reprehensible, and go to great lengths to get the real deal imported. I swear Cadburys put extra addictive stuff in it, along with all the sugar. Wheee! |
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Sekerob
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Gently Gently dear Dirk...... u forgot all about the Cornish wines....no good English cheese should go without, to bring out the flavour
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Dirk Gently
Senior Cruncher England Joined: Mar 1, 2005 Post Count: 153 Status: Offline Project Badges:
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I tried some chocolate labled "Cadbury" in the Middle East too - it was awful! Obviously a US import!
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