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themoonscrescent
Veteran Cruncher UK Joined: Jul 1, 2006 Post Count: 1320 Status: Offline Project Badges:
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LOL
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Former Member
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A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship
And orders a Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she says 'I'm on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it's today.' The bartender says 'Well, since it's your birthday, I'll buy you a drink. In fact, this one is on me.' As the woman finishes her drink The woman to her right says 'I would like to buy you a drink, too.' The old woman says 'Thank you. Bartender, I want a Scotch with two drops of water.' 'Coming up' says the bartender As she finishes that drink, The man to her left says 'I would like to buy you one, too.' The old woman says 'Thank you. Bartender, I want another Scotch with two drops of water.' 'Coming right up' the bartender says. As he gives her the drink, he says 'Ma'am, I'm dying of curiosity. Why the Scotch with only two drops of water?' The old woman replies 'Sonny, when you're my age, You've learned how to hold your liquor... Holding your water, however, is a whole other issue.' |
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Former Member
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'OLD' IS WHEN....
Your sweetie says 'Let's go upstairs and make love' And you answer: 'Pick one, I can't do both!' 'OLD' IS WHEN... Your friends compliment you On your new alligator shoes And you're barefoot! 'OLD' IS WHEN... A sexy babe or hunk catches your fancy ... And your pacemaker opens the garage door! 'OLD' IS WHEN.... You don't care where your spouse goes .. Just as long as you don't have to go along. 'OLD' IS WHEN... You are cautioned to slow down By the doctor instead of by the police 'OLD' IS WHEN... 'Getting lucky' means you find your car .. In the parking lot. 'OLD' IS WHEN... An 'all nighter' means not getting up To use the bathroom. AND 'OLD' IS WHEN..... You are not sure these are jokes! |
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jonnieb-uk
Ace Cruncher England Joined: Nov 30, 2011 Post Count: 6105 Status: Offline Project Badges:
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Random Factoid #10
----------------------------------------Only Apis Tintinnambulator of the active UK Team members has a full set of 23 Badges! CONNIE, crooks_uk, & Scribe are tied on 21 . All three are missing AfricanClimate@Home plus crooks_uk is missing Human Proteome Folding and Scribe Help Cure Muscular Dystrophy CONNIE though can still gain a badge for Mapping Cancer Markers at which point second place will be undisputed! An Olympic-style Medal (Badge) table will follow shortly. ![]() |
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jonnieb-uk
Ace Cruncher England Joined: Nov 30, 2011 Post Count: 6105 Status: Offline Project Badges:
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121 of the 126 members active this year have at least 1 badge.
----------------------------------------The table is weighted by # of days for each badge, Name Bronze Silver Gold Ruby Emerald Sapphire |
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genhos
Veteran Cruncher UK Joined: Apr 26, 2009 Post Count: 1108 Status: Offline Project Badges:
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At present, 29 members have never returned a result to the team.
----------------------------------------Soong has returned more results than roughly 92% of the team put together, which is all of the team with fewer than 10,000 results returned. ---------------------------------------- [Edit 1 times, last edit by genhos at Nov 17, 2013 7:38:04 PM] |
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jonnieb-uk
Ace Cruncher England Joined: Nov 30, 2011 Post Count: 6105 Status: Offline Project Badges:
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genhos
Veteran Cruncher UK Joined: Apr 26, 2009 Post Count: 1108 Status: Offline Project Badges:
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Oh and,
----------------------------------------User evgf has the same number of results as the year Winston Churchill became PM, 1940 User jomcd has the same number of results as the number of the steam engine Sir Nigel Gresley, 4498. 127 members have over 1 year RunTime for the team, Labinopper should be the next to pass this milestone. ---------------------------------------- [Edit 1 times, last edit by genhos at Nov 17, 2013 7:44:43 PM] |
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jonnieb-uk
Ace Cruncher England Joined: Nov 30, 2011 Post Count: 6105 Status: Offline Project Badges:
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Welcome to WCG and to the UK Team
----------------------------------------ShaneTucker Don't hesitate to post if you have any questions or problems. (Another respondent from my emails though without a history). ---------------------------------------- [Edit 1 times, last edit by jonnieb-uk at Nov 17, 2013 11:26:16 PM] |
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Former Member
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Mornin..............
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