Most girls seem to marry men who happen to be like their fathers. Maybe that's why so many mothers cry at weddings!
- Jenny Éclair

"Sometimes the first duty of intelligent men is the restatement of the obvious"
~ George Orwell

So remember, when you're feeling very small and insecure, how amazingly unlikely is your birth;
and pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space… 'cause there's bugger all down here on Earth.
- Monty Python, “The Galaxy Song”

I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.
I would rather start out somewhere small, like London or England.

~ Britney(Blonde) Spears