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They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.
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Never put a sock in a toaster - Eddie Izzard
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"It's broken. It just goes pak pak pak"

Suichi of NASA to EVA Space Control Center when his electric hand held wrench (cordless screw driver) failed in space during the mounting process of w gyro. He is foot mounted onto a long boom during a space walkrepair session.
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Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
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smile A still tongue makes a wise head
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there is still hope - I am typing without using my tongue wink
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The difficult I can do today. The impossible will take a little longer." Billie Holiday.
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Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.
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The difficult I can do today. The impossible will take a little longer." Billie Holiday.
I love Billie Holiday's work - real lady living in a wild time!
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I love Billie Holiday's work - real lady living in a wild time!


LadyDay certainly did live in a wild time and it took its toll, killing her early and depriving the world of a great singer.
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Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in my bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.
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