I won't be overly graphic except to say that it was a 4-5 inch long, wet, sloppy "hair ball" laid out across the keyboard I'd left on the couch when I went to take a nap. A nap of all things. You would think the cat would understand I was napping and to leave my stuff alone not take advantage of that fact.

She's a big cat - about 13-14 pounds. I think part calico and part Maine Coon. So now she is kitty non grata and exiled from ALL sections of the sectional sofa, even the ones I can't easily reach.

I admit it was partly my fault since I didn't give her the kitty malt hair ball remedy yesterday, but that was only because she was never around when I was. And I do feel bad for her. She's a long hair and a little OCD with the grooming, so hair balls are a real issue. But hey, you know you need your fix, so come by and get it. I'm not getting paid enough to go chasing after you. In fact, I'm pretty sure that you haven't paid me in quite a while.