My little rant, which some of you might remember from the Grid days! I originally proposed that these little $h!ts should be given a suspended sentence, on the end of a rope, if caught and convicted! Some other members however had far superior (and in some cases, more painfull / messy / better) ways of dealing with them.

Having just finished re-installing an elderly couple's laptop (they got clobbered by a virus and lost a lot of photos, e-mails etc), I thought "Suspended sentence? Nope: Buried next to a grenade which will go off if they move more than a few cms in any direction! After that, release some fire ants around them, then run like heck*!

C'mon everyone! I'm sure there's a lot of other people out there, who, like me, hate 'em more than is necessary!!

*edited to appropriate forum language - ErikaT