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Re: Spring is in the air

Good moaning one and all...........

Interesting trivia........... Justice shame on you

John Lee 'The man they couldn't hang'

On this day in 1885 John Lee was released from Exeter Prison having survived three attempts at hanging him for murder!

The Priest......................... praying

The first step to wisdom is silence, the second is listening. Proverbs 1:5

An old priest lay dying. He sent a message for an Inland Revenue
Supervisor and his Lawyer to come to the hospital.
When they arrived, they were ushered up to his room. As they
entered the room, the priest held out his hands and motioned for them
to sit on each side of the bed. The priest grasped their hands, sighed
contentedly, smiled and stared at the ceiling. For a time, no one said
anything.
Both the Inland Revenue Supervisor and The Lawyer were touched and
flattered that the old man would ask them to be with him during his
final moments. They were also puzzled because the priest had never
given any indication that he particularly liked either one of them.

Finally, the Lawyer asked, Father, why did you ask the two of us to
come here? The old priest mustered all his strength, and then said
weakly, Jesus died between two thieves, and that's how I'd like to go,
too. smile


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Evening all

It's been like a burst of summer today but not likely to last for long.

I watched Portllo going through Densnaps part of the world yesterday evening - not all happy memories.
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dash it missed the prog
got to rewind ,,

Hope its on iplayer thanks Ivan
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....why was a portaloo passing through....... wink
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Mornin.....
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Good Morning!
Gray, dry, a little wind, and springlike 6C tongue
What it looked like where I took a walk last Sunday

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Morning all,
Whilst the Government are talking of drought conditions, we are getting soaked AGAIN! (Its hardly stopped all winter!)
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ehh we seem to have plenty of water hereabouts




Just like Ted we are not in danger of hosepipe ban ....
these pics of the river Lune a couple of days ago


I got stitched up like a kipper with this walk .....grrrr
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quote 'I got stitched up like a kipper with this walk .....grrrr'
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A thorn between two rose's aye Den biggrin devilish

Art noon all..............

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Evening all

Another mild and dry day for the weekly visit to the supermarket.

T'was only the cash that dripped away. Still, the receipt tells me that I have enough points now for a free weekly shop or perhaps get a few bottles of decent wine.
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