Moaning all ....

Dry but cold......

Spoke with Bruv this am, his 'puter's still not up and running properly, he's been sending me Emails that don't open, I get a message that comes up saying 'windows can't open this type of file'!! I reckon he must have some foreign innards in his machine!!
He also had sad news for me, our cousins daughter has only a short time left to live, she suffers Multiple Sclerosis!

Take care all and have a good day ........

Old Sage

Wife by text to husband at work ............
"Windows at home frozen - what should I do?"
Husband - "spray some de-icer or pour hot water on them"
Wife a few minutes later - "Done that - now computer won't work at all"!

And on that theme still no sign of the Captain
hope he has kept his wellies on as theres a lot of water about over there

mornin..........

Moaning Peeps ..........

Damp and cold here in the midlands, though thankfully no flooding like other parts of the country!
News report say that this is the worst September for 30yrs?, well I've been on this planet a little longer than that and I don't remember it ever being this bad!! other months yes, but not September!! or maybe you know different?
What I do know is that following a bad September the winter tends to be colder and longer! so better to conserve your heating Den, your going to need it big time later!!
I've been feeding the birds all year thru', her indoors insists!, I buy fatballs and mealworm cakes, we put these out, along with stale bread, each morning, usually there is some left the following day but just lately it is all gone by early afternoon! Yesterday a number of Magpies raided the bird table, needless to say there was nothing left within 10 mins or so!! I'm gonna have to put somthing up so they can't get at all the food!

Have a good day all ...........

Old Sage

NINE WORDS WOMEN USE

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.


(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.


(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.


(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!


(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)


(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.


(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').


(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!


(9) Don't worry about it, I'll do it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.