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Former Member
Cruncher Joined: May 22, 2018 Post Count: 0 Status: Offline |
Excerpt from a user's manual, inside the packing:-
----------------------------------------Before Using Package Contents ... ...Once you have unpacked your phone, check to make sure you have... ...User's manual. [Edit 4 times, last edit by Former Member at Nov 21, 2008 12:45:13 PM] |
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Fifty years ago the education level in Walton, Liverpool, was fairly high, so I was nonplussed to hear a woman say:-
"Me 'usband's gorra coat on his tongue so 'e must 'ave an ulster in his stummick." |
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The original neon sign was on an American diner/gas station.
It said: "EAT HERE GET GAS" |
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JmBoullier
Former Community Advisor Normandy - France Joined: Jan 26, 2007 Post Count: 3716 Status: Offline Project Badges: 
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Yes, and it was patented on Thursday, 3rd May 1927 by Francis E.J. Wilde of Meadowmere Park, NY.
----------------------------------------At least that's what a so-called cummerbund said on October 11...  Cheers. Jean. |
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Former Member
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Sorry for the duplicate!
Here is something not previously posted: Seen in a medical student's lecture note book: Turbid urine may be due to puss. |
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There is a district, not a million miles from here, where people who do not need artificial respirators will say, with a straight face, "I can't breathe," and others find this acceptable! I wonder if there is another definition for, "breathe?"
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Seen in an old concert synopsis from South America - "Sir Malcolm is to be congratulated on his recent promotion to Sergeant"
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From an article about regular users of air raid shelters in 1941, in "The Daily Worker"
...[these people] are developing sores, and they are turning sceptic. |
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