Damm, and we were just getting comfortable with English again.

Oh well, welcome back anyway Den

Morning everyone.
Welcome home all you rovers and roamers
I shouls get back to normal today, visitor due to leave at lunchtime, then the work starts tidying up!
JP I got your e-mails ok this morning.
One thing I was taught long ago Merle.....

"Outlaws" are wanted!

Morning all Wanna Larf ? read on
Well two weeks ago We set orf for Lidderpool John Lennon Airport Taxi on time checked in very quickly plane took off on time Security involved me taking off my belt and ditching a small bottle of water That should deter any terrorist. I was allowed my belt back???just as well could have had an embarrassing moment on the aircraft steps .
Touch down at Pablo Picasso airport Malaga , on time if puzzlingly
at far side of airfield so we were bussed in
Baggage reclaim my case came off about sixth nearly broke the legs of some cretins who stood right up against the carousel

Then we wait & wait & wait the belt stops no case for mrs Snaps
report missing case get phone numbers give my cell phone number and that of resort
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Normal car pick up is via shuttle bus to huge car compound , but because of delay bus had most prob been and gone tried to phone with no luck . But there is a airport office but that is back inside the secure section had to pass a BIG security chap .
Sorted out car given map to find it level 2 .........
the car park is huge many car hire cars
after 1/2 hour of trailing up and down with no luck
gave up and went back to office past the BIG chappie again.
Girl said she would take us to the car
We found it along with another couple who couldn't find their car
It wasn't a surprise that we couldn't find it the actual location was -2

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Got to resort apartment not ready
sat with a couple from Edinburgh chatting about lose of case joking about the regular sight of the lone case that nobody claims passing by
The bloke laughed and said yep there was a small cream case on our s today !!!!!!!!!
You guessed it , it was ours rang the airport but they couldn't
find it despite it being the same carousel
we got it back on tuesday.

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Car is taken away for service while I am away, there it was sitting on the drive okay, When we got in pile off mail included the spare car keys and report on service attached to this is note that said failed to locate locking wheel tool and couldn't do checks on brakes
As its a Vauxhall main agent ?????
The spare wheel in the boot, is over a tool kit in a compartment ed
fitting and sure enough there is the special socket tool.
in addition to this the battery is flat .........................

I am expecting a robust discussion on Monday with the service dept

"Happy days are here again"

You should go away more often Den, whilst you were away the team has moved up to 85 and today passed 50 Million Points (Due maily to Owlie! ) Gunner has joined the Cannuck team to help them in a challenge, but will be back after the 23rd when comp ends.

Peter, I follow West Ham, dad used to play for them during the 1930s!
Good to see Portsmouth sort out Man United. Navy boys win again!

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Eastbourne, theres posh for you then ................
had an auntie that lived there so we used to visit (impose our selves on her) also one in Paington .Eastbourne being nearer was first choice but the Devon aunt served up better grub .............

Ps keep away from Beechy Head if those winds do turn up its a long way down