[station announcer]
After painstaking research and careful analysis of the problem, committee members have voted unanimously authorizing that the following statement is to be displayed:



"For the next few text lines, this thread will be conducting a test of the Emergency Bump Post System. This is a test! This is only a test.

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This has been a test of the Emergency Bump Post System.

Viewers as well as threads in this area have comprises this test for which would, if there were an actual emergency, deploy a bump post to bring notice to this or any inactive yet informative threads.

This concludes this test of the Emergency Bump Post System.
I repeat, this has been a test! This has been only a test."