Scientists say because of global warming they expect the world's oceans to rise four and a half feet. The scientists say this can mean only one thing - Gary Coleman is going to drown.
-- Conan OBrien

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome."
- Isaac Asimov

"During the 12 month internship, duties will include: monitoring local Internet forums and IRC for pirated WB and NBCU content and in order to gather information on pirate sites, pirate groups and other pirate activities; finding new and maintaining existing accounts on private sites; scanning for links to hosted pirated WB and NBCU content and using tools to issue takedown requests; maintaining and developing bots for Internet link scanning system (training provided); preparing sending of infringement notices and logging feedback; performing trap purchases of pirated product and logging results; inputting pirate hard goods data and other intelligence into the forensics database; selecting local keywords and submitting local filenames for monitoring and countermeasure campaigns and periodically producing research documents on piracy related technological developments. Various training will be provided."

Warner Bros. Entertainment UK for a $26,000 internship as a clandestine pirate fighter

'Experts say this global warming is serious, and they are predicting now that by the year 2050, we will be out of party ice.'
David Letterman

It's not the mountain we conquer, but ourselves. --Edmund Hillary