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Michener was once invited by President Eisenhower to a dinner at the White House. He wrote a letter to Eisenhower explaining why he couldn't accept.

I received your invitation three days after I had agreed to speak a few words at a dinner honoring the wonderful high school teacher who taught me how to write. I know you will not miss me at your dinner, but she might at hers. In his lifetime, a man lives under fifteen or sixteen presidents, but a really fine teacher comes into his life but rarely.

Eisenhower wrote back to say that he understood.
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As news of Herschel's discoveries became known in the 1780s, what most caught the popular imagination was that the astronomer's powerful new telescopes revealed stars to be circular objects instead of the rayed or spiky shapes that they appeared to the naked eye. At a dinner Herschel was placed next to the great physicist Henry Cavendish. Conversation between these two scientific giants did not fourish, no doubt mainly on account of Cavendish's notorious awkwardness in public. At length Cavendish leaned forward. "Is it true, Dr. Herschel, that you see the stars round?" he asked, very slowly. "Round as a button," replied Herschel. Cavendish lapsed into a silence that lasted until the end of the meal. Then he leaned forward again. "Round as a button?" he asked. "Round as a button," affirmed Herschel.
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This story was told by composer Lalo Schifrin on NPR's Weekend Edition Sunday, during an interview with Liane Hansen, September 16, 2007.]

Once I had a meeting with him (Pavarotti), in New York City, in his penthouse. All of a sudden in the middle of the meeting, a young German soprano singer showed up and she was accompanied by a gentleman. Luciano said to me, "Oh, I'm sorry. I have to interrupt this meeting with you because I forgot that I promised to audition her for the Luciano Pavarotti International Competition." So he asked her, pointing to the young man: "is he your pianist?"

"No," she said. "He is my boyfriend."

"Oh, okay. Do you have any music?" asked Luciano. But she didn't have any music and she didn't have a pianist but she wanted to sing some arias. So I said, "I will accompany her."

She was terrible. She was very, very bad. She sang out of tune and she couldn't maintain the voice and so after awhile Luciano said to her, "Come over to my desk."

He had an enormous desk with a big equestrian statue on it. Pointing to the statue, he asked the young woman: "Do you see the details of the muscles of the horse? Do you see all these details?"

"Yes," she said.

"Do you think that the one who made this statue was a good sculptor?"

"Oh, absolutely," she said.

"Well, you know, he had something to start with. He had the marble. I'm sorry to tell you this but you don't have the marble."
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Mark Twain loved to brag about his hunting and fishing exploits. He once spent three weeks fishing in the Maine woods, regardless of the fact that it was the state's closed season for fishing. Relaxing in the lounge car of the train on his return journey to New York, his catch iced down in the baggage car, he looked for someone to whom he could relate the story of his successful holiday.

The stranger to whom he began to boast of his sizable catch appeared at first unresponsive, then positively grim. "By the way, who are you, sir?" inquired Twain airily. "I'm the state game warden," was the unwelcome response. "Who are you?" Twain nearly swallowed his cigar. "Well, to be perfectly truthful, warden," he said hastily, "I'm the biggest liar in the whole United States."
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After a dinner party Robert Frost and the other guests went out onto the veranda to watch the sunset. "Oh, Mr. Frost, isn't it a lovely sunset?" exclaimed a young woman. "I never discuss business after dinner," Frost replied
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Charles Maurice de Talleyrand-Périgord once reprimanded a visitor for swallowing a glass of expensive brandy in a single gulp. "The first thing you should do," explained Talleyrand, "is take your glass in the palms of your hands and warm it. Then shake it gently, with a circular movement, so that the liquid's perfume is released. Then, raise the glass to the nose and breathe deeply." His visitor was fascinated. "And then, my lord?" he asked. "And then, sir," continued Talleyrand, "you replace the glass on the table and talk about it."
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Dr. Thomas Morell (1703-1784), the librettist of many of Handel's works, was roused at five o'clock one morning by the composer, who had come in his carriage some distance from London. Handel, then engaged in composing an oratorio, asked him: "Vat de devil means de vord 'billow'?" The doctor, laughing at the trivial reason for his interrupted sleep, explained that a billow was a wave upon the sea. "Oh, de vave!" Handel exclaimed, and promptly bade his coachman return to London, without so much as another word to the doctor.
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Having ordered a pizza, Yogi Berra was asked whether he would like it cut into four or eight pieces. "Make if four," said Yogi. "I don't think I can eat eight."
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One day Moshe Dayan, who lost an eye while fighting in the British army during World War II, was stopped for speeding by a military policeman. "I have only one eye," he protested. "What do you want me to watch - the speedometer or the road!?
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When Will Rogers was being taken to the White House to meet President Calvin Coolidge, he was cautioned not to try to be funny because the President had no sense of humor. The undaunted Rogers bet that he could have Coolidge laughing within 20 seconds. When the formal introduction was made, "Mr. President, may I introduce my friend, Mr. Will Rogers," Rogers held out his hand with a questioning look and said, "Pardon me, I didn't quite get the name." Coolidge roared with laughter, and Rogers won the wager.
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