| Index | Recent Threads | Unanswered Threads | Who's Active | Guidelines | Search |
| World Community Grid Forums
|
| No member browsing this thread |
|
Thread Status: Active Total posts in this thread: 9
|
|
| Author |
|
|
Sekerob
Ace Cruncher Joined: Jul 24, 2005 Post Count: 20043 Status: Offline |
A thread to post 'Current' stories in and about - let's put it this way - less intelligent ways of performing activities, that eventually may lead to the natural cleansing of the gene-pool. These events regularly celebrated on the Darwin Awards website.
----------------------------------------This one about a person who went to buy some construction materials and setting off to transport it in/on a 'not fit for purpose' vehicle. The Smartest Guy On Earth! Enjoy Added: there's a thread from early 2005 that touched on the award winning events for 2004. The 2006 awards were, posthumous, just added to the never ending stream.
WCG
----------------------------------------Please help to make the Forums an enjoyable experience for All! [Edit 1 times, last edit by Sekerob at Feb 12, 2007 8:57:07 PM] |
||
|
|
keithhenry
Ace Cruncher Senile old farts of the world ....uh.....uh..... nevermind Joined: Nov 18, 2004 Post Count: 18667 Status: Offline Project Badges:
|
That's absolutely PERFECT Sek. After this Monday, I needed that
---------------------------------------- As for the Darwin Awards, now THAT would be the perfect Super Bowl halftime show. Hand them out where folks can really hear about them. What with all the inevitable copycats, we'd have the gene pool rapidly improving in no time. I think you can add just about any nine out of ten crooks out there too. It's the one out of ten that the police really have to work to catch. I mean writing your bank holdup note on the BACK of your paystub??? What about the guy walking down the street, stopped by the police because he matched the description of a purse-snatcher and asked to come with them for a victim ID, goes and upon arriving at the site where the victim was waiting, get's out and tells the police "Yep, that's her." The best is the "lifeform" (it's hard to believe a human would do this) that decided to rob a bank at the intersection of one of the local main streets and the interstate here in town just as President Clinton's motorcade drove by. Talk about walking out to find a major police response ![]() |
||
|
|
Movieman
Veteran Cruncher Joined: Sep 9, 2006 Post Count: 1042 Status: Offline |
It constantly amazes me how stupid people can be.
----------------------------------------I read the article. He was going from Florida to Annapolis,MARYLAND with that load? Even if the gentleman had no contacts in MD could he not have had the common sense to drive to Maryland, drop off the Mrs, go to a local Home Depot, pay what? $25.00 for a truck rental and take it home in safety? OR if he didn't have an extra $25.00, make 6 trips from the local Home Depot to his building site? (3000lbs divided by 6=500lbs and that car would handle that amount.) You read things like this and realise that the good Lord wasn't equal to all when he passed out common sense. Funny addition to this: Back in 1968 I built my first hot rod. A 1962 Ford Falcon Ranchero. Like a Chevy El Camino..2 seater with a pickup back section. I wanted to know what the car weighed as acceleration is all HP/weight. I couldn't think of a way to get a legit reading of the cars weight and then the light bulb went off. I drove to the local stone crusher/cement quarry and parked on the scales they have there. Walked inside and told the guy I need to pick up 1 ton of peagravel. He says sure but he's looking at my little Falcon and I spot the readout from the scales:2820lbs..That's all I wanted.. great little car but if you tried to put 500lbs in the back let alone 2000lbs it would have collapsed the suspension and tires.. Oh, for the memory people, the VIN# on that car was: 2H27S204554...and I haven't owned that car since the early 70's.. How I remember the VIN # is a story in itself.. ![]() ![]() [Edit 2 times, last edit by Movieman at Feb 15, 2007 1:51:14 AM] |
||
|
|
keithhenry
Ace Cruncher Senile old farts of the world ....uh.....uh..... nevermind Joined: Nov 18, 2004 Post Count: 18667 Status: Offline Project Badges:
|
Here's a interesting twist on this line of thought. Have fun with the idiots out there:
----------------------------------------http://www.smh.com.au/news/web/pining-for-the.../02/20/1171733742452.html |
||
|
|
Bearcat
Master Cruncher USA Joined: Jan 6, 2007 Post Count: 2803 Status: Offline Project Badges:
|
How about the idiot who while driving his winnabego, put it on cruise control, got out of his seat to make a sandwich in the back. He wrecked, sued the manufacturer for not putting this in the manual of things not to do and WON his case (multi millions).
----------------------------------------Randy ![]()
Crunching for humanity since 2007!
![]() |
||
|
|
retsof
Former Community Advisor USA Joined: Jul 31, 2005 Post Count: 6824 Status: Offline Project Badges:
|
I mean writing your bank holdup note on the BACK of your paystub??? There was a case of the computer operator who PRINTED the paystubs. He backed up the computer job several times and printed his own paycheck over and over. He tried to cash them, all at the same time, but the bank teller noticed that all of the check numbers were identical. DUH!
SUPPORT ADVISOR
----------------------------------------Work+GPU i7 8700 12threads School i7 4770 8threads Default+GPU Ryzen 7 3700X 16threads Ryzen 7 3800X 16 threads Ryzen 9 3900X 24threads Home i7 3540M 4threads50% [Edit 1 times, last edit by retsof at Feb 21, 2007 4:11:44 AM] |
||
|
|
SekeRob
Master Cruncher Joined: Jan 7, 2013 Post Count: 2741 Status: Offline |
Nearly 10 years old thread bump, for there was [all over the news], a new entry for the 2016 Darwin awards competition. Though again for the family and close ones a very sad day... why didn't they stop him?.. a tourist in Peru ignored all signs, all warnings by the guides, yet he did it... jumped in the air to get a free-in the-air picture of himself, to 'land' much further down in a ravine: http://www.bbc.com/news/world-latin-america-36680663
----------------------------------------My commiserations, unreservedly. ![]() [OT] A man from Lima, Peru gave me while in-flight, a digital picture of Machu Picchu, which from a certain angle above the ruins shows the mountain in the back as contours of a giant head looking to the skies... one reason thought of as to why Machu Piccchu is where it is, adoration of an interstellar traveler: http://www.machupicchu.org/machu_picchu_facts.htm . Had the image for a while as desktop background on the laptop, to wonder what powers there were behind this location[/OT] [Edit 1 times, last edit by SekeRob* at Jul 1, 2016 11:22:22 AM] |
||
|
|
enels
Senior Cruncher Joined: Apr 25, 2008 Post Count: 286 Status: Offline Project Badges:
|
A thread to post 'Current' stories in and about - let's put it this way - less intelligent ways of performing activities, that eventually may lead to the natural cleansing of the gene-pool. These events regularly celebrated on the Darwin Awards website. . This has nothing to do with Darwinian Evolution as far as I can tell. More like the TV show '1000 ways to die'. It looks like 'award winners' had reached puberty and if desired could find a mate. Many probably have children making them a Darwinian success. I suppose it would be distasteful to include children who died because they weren't quite fast enough. I cant imagine Darwin would lend his name to this site. Especially since it misrepresents his theory. |
||
|
|
KLiK
Master Cruncher Croatia Joined: Nov 13, 2006 Post Count: 3108 Status: Offline Project Badges:
|
@enels
----------------------------------------Well it does: surviving of the fittest! I have a friend which is an old biker...& every spring they organize a blood donations, to help out themselves or anyone in need...but he also tells the same joke "Spring has come & fresh organs to the market!" - referring to the fellow bikers with "not so much gray stuff", which end up on the side of the road, usually brain dead...& in Croatia, there's a law: if biker has an accident, they try to keep him or the body alive, 'cause all bikers ARE ORGAN DONORS! Nearly 10 years old thread bump, for there was [all over the news], a new entry for the 2016 Darwin awards competition. Though again for the family and close ones a very sad day... why didn't they stop him?.. a tourist in Peru ignored all signs, all warnings by the guides, yet he did it... jumped in the air to get a free-in the-air picture of himself, to 'land' much further down in a ravine: http://www.bbc.com/news/world-latin-america-36680663 My commiserations, unreservedly. ![]() [OT] A man from Lima, Peru gave me while in-flight, a digital picture of Machu Picchu, which from a certain angle above the ruins shows the mountain in the back as contours of a giant head looking to the skies... one reason thought of as to why Machu Piccchu is where it is, adoration of an interstellar traveler: http://www.machupicchu.org/machu_picchu_facts.htm . Had the image for a while as desktop background on the laptop, to wonder what powers there were behind this location[/OT] & you had to put that 1day before world UFO day! ![]() |
||
|
|
|