A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for dinner.
This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous.
They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal.
The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty fart.
It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the poof.
Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing under the woman's chair, and said in a rather stern voice, 'Skippy!'.
The woman thought, 'This is great!' and a big smile came across her face.
A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again.
This time, she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer rrrrrip..
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The father again looked at the dog and yelled, 'Darn it Skippy!'
Once again the woman smiled and thought 'Yes!' A few minutes later the woman had to let another rip. This time she didn't even think about it.
She let a fart rip that rivaled a train whistle blowing.
Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, 'Dang it Skippy, get away from her, before she poops all over you!'
Cherry Blossom
have a can of coke here and of course chocolate is always good
Wild Cherry
Hmmm, would this work???Or this??
~Tessa
I'm not saying forget what you lost
I suppose there's a purpose in pain
What we make of ourselves has a cost
And it's paid every time we take hold of the reins
I'm not saying forget what you lost
I suppose there's a purpose in pain
What we make of ourselves has a cost
And it's paid every time we take hold of the reins
Cherry Cola
LOL!!
Cassandra
"I tend to live in the past because most of my life is there." --Herb Caen
"I tend to live in the past because most of my life is there." --Herb Caen
Cherry Picker
Latte with a double shot of peperment . With a pastry on the side. You can slow down when your zooming green
Cherry Cola
How about a smore - ds is making them in the microwave!
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Scrapbooking began in the Bible Ps. 78:3-4
Personal best-31 LO's completed 6/2010
Scrapbooking began in the Bible Ps. 78:3-4
Personal best-31 LO's completed 6/2010
Chocolate Covered Cherry
Frappucianno
Teresa --"When the power of love is greater than the love of power,
the world will know peace."
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the world will know peace."
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Cherry Addict
I would kill for some chocolate right now!
Ann ~ Life is always better at the beach!
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Cherry Tart
a large hot chocolate with whipped cream and a *Provigil- preferably served by a skimpily clad Brad Pitt with Seether's new album "Finding Beauty in Negative Spaces"blasting in the background........
Chocolate Covered Cherry
Cherry Blossom
A diet sundrop and chocolate ice cream!! Yes even in the winter it is still great!!
