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[Queen Mum]

 
This was in the Washington Post... the title of the article was
> 'Best Come Back Line Ever.'
>
> In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, 22 year old
> white male, in a pumpkin patch 11:38 p.m. on Friday night.
>
> On Monday, at the Gwinnett County (GA) courthouse, Lawrence was
> charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and
> public intoxication.
>
> The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch on
> his way home from a drinking session when he decided to stop, 'You
> know how a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one
> around for miles or at least I thought there wasn't anyone around'
> he stated in a telephone interview.
>
> Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the
> road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his
purpose,
> cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged 'need.'
> 'Guess I was really into it, you know?' he commented with evident
> embarrassment.
>
> In the process of doing the deed, Lawrence failed to notice an
> approaching police car and was unaware of his audience until
> officer Brenda Taylor approached him.
>
> 'It was an unusual situation, that's for sure,' said officer
> Taylor.
> 'I walked up to Lawrence and he's just banging away at this
> pumpkin.'
>
> Officer Taylor went on to describe what happened when she
> approached Lawrence.
>
> 'I said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you're having
> sex with a pumpkin?'
>
> He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and
> then he looked me straight in the face and said...
>
> 'A pumpkin? $hit...is it midnight already?'
>

[RaeMaeLou]

 Hahaha!! 

[LuvUMore]

 

[Flapdoodle]

 Oh, eeewwwww!  *LOL!!!*

[davsar]

 Guys are so disgusting - ugh!!  But this is really funny!

[MOM2SNOX]

 Oh my! That can't be real!!! LOL! It's just way too bizarre!

[discomposed]

You'll be happy (or not) to know it isn't real... at least not until 2002 when somebody did it in their back yard, well after the story first began circulating:
http://www.snopes.com/risque/caught/pumpkin.asp

Still, darn funny though lol

[montana_girl]

 Real story or not... it's funny!!! 

[scrappininAK]

 LOL !

[MiasMommy]

 OmG too funny

[naney1952]

Too funny! Can you imagine?! 

[Miss Daisy-NC]

 OMG....that's funny