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[MaBuglet]

[MaBuglet]

[PinkPugINK]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MbzKnB-XkY[/video]

This always makes me laugh, no matter how many times I watch it!

[MaBuglet]

[MaBuglet]

[cynderellaj]

Well hopefully you won't take offense at this since you are a teacher....but I think it is funny.


A couple weeks ago I was at my sister's for the weekend. I was getting ready for bed and taking all my pills while my 8 year old nephew watched. As I got the 5th and last pills out of the bottle, kellan asked me why I was taking so many pills. I just said that it sucked getting old because you have to start taking pills. Well that wasn't good enough and he said "yeah, but what are they for?". I hesitated a bit because I didnt' want to explain why I was on birth control and anti-depressants so I finally just said they are to ensure that I am not a royal female the next day. He laughed and said Man, some of my teachers need those then!! I about died Pretty clever.

[scrappie_stacie]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMQt7ARA ... r_embedded

This is a youtube video that is absolutely hilarious!

[sarps]

COUNT YOUR BLESSINGS!!!!!!!!! You could be like sooo many of us who are without jobs. My company closed; and this is the second time around for me!!! School sounds great; and you can still scrap in the evenings or on weekends. Sometimes when you have to make the scrap time fit you actually get more done and it makes it all that more special. Soooooo.......................YEAH, SCHOOL!!!!!

[ChrissyTina]

An elementary school class started a class project to make planters to take home to their parents. They wanted to have a plant in it that was easy to take care of, so they decided to use cactus plants. The students were given green-ware pottery planters in the shape of clowns which they painted with glaze. The clown planters were professionally fired at a class outing so they could see the process. It was great fun! They planted cactus seeds in the finished planters and they grew nicely, but unfortunately, the children were not allowed to take them home.

OMG!! HILARIOUS!!!!!!!

[LyndaKay]

A world without art is truly bleak. You are inspiring your students with every class. Thank you for teaching....thank you for your art... thank you for your scrapping talents, too. NOW GO BACK TO WORK & MAKE THIS WORLD MORE BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!!!!

[scrapgram]

[*]Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.

[*]Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had (diahre) (dyrea) (direathe) the runs.

[scrappie_stacie]

If you read this without laughing out loud, there is something wrong with you. This is dedicated to everyone who ever attempted to get into a regular workout routine.

Dear Diary,

For my birthday this year, my daughter (the dear) purchased a week of personal training at the local health club for me. Although I am still in great shape since being a high school cheerleader 43 years ago, I decided it would be a good idea to go ahead and give it a try. I called the club and made my reservations with a personal trainer named Brad, who identified himself as a 26-year-old aerobics instructor and model for athletic clothing and swim wear. My daughter seemed pleased with my enthusiasm to get started! The club encouraged me to keep a diary to chart my progress.


MONDAY:

Started my day at 6:00 a.m. Tough to get out of bed, but found it was well worth it when I arrived at the health club to find Brad waiting for me. He is something of a Greek god - with blond hair, dancing eyes and a dazzling white smile. Woo Hoo!! Brad gave me a tour and showed me the machines. I enjoyed watching the skillful way in which he conducted his aerobics class after my workout today. Very inspiring! Brad was encouraging as I did my sit-ups, although my gut was already aching from holding it in the whole time he was around. This is going to be a FANTASTIC week-!!!

TUESDAY:

I drank a whole pot of coffee, but I finally made it out the door. Brad made me lie on my back and push a heavy iron bar into the air then he put weights on it! My legs were a little wobbly on the treadmill, but I made the full mile. Brad's rewarding smile made it all worthwhile. I feel GREAT-!! It's a whole new life for me.

WEDNESDAY:

The only way I can brush my teeth is by laying the toothbrush on the counter and moving my mouth back and forth over it. I believe I have a hernia in both pectorals. Driving was OK as long as I didn't try to steer or stop. I parked on top of a GEO in the club parking lot. Brad was impatient with me, insisting that my screams bothered other club members. His voice is a little too perky for early in the morning and when he scolds, he gets this nasally whine that is VERY annoying. My chest hurt when I got on the treadmill, so Brad put me on the stair monster. Why the hell would anyone invent a machine to simulate an activity rendered obsolete by elevators? Brad told me it would help me get in shape and enjoy life. He said some other shit too.

THURSDAY :

Brad was waiting for me with his vampire-like teeth exposed as his thin, cruel lips were pulled back in a full snarl. I couldn't help being a half an hour late, it took me that long to tie my shoes. Brad took me to work out with dumbbells. When he was not looking, I ran and hid in the restroom. He sent some skinny female to find me. Then, as punishment, he put me on the rowing machine -- which I sank.

FRIDAY :

I hate that Brad more than any human being has ever hated any other human being in the history of the world. Stupid, skinny, anemic, anorexic little #@*. If there was a part of my body I could move without unbearable pain, I would beat him with it. Brad wanted me to work on my triceps. I don't have any triceps! And if you don't want dents in the floor, don't hand me the damn barbells or anything that weighs more than a sandwich. The treadmill flung me off and I landed on a health and nutrition teacher. Why couldn't it have been someone softer, like the drama coach or the choir director?

SATURDAY :

Brad left a message on my answering machine in his grating, shrilly voice wondering why I did not show up today. Just hearing him made me want to smash the machine with my planner. However, I lacked the strength to even use the TV remote and ended up catching eleven straight hours of the Weather Channel.

SUNDAY :

I'm having the Church van pick me up for services today so I can go and thank GOD that this week is over. I will also pray that next year my daughter (the little shit) will choose a gift for me that is fun -- like a root canal or a hysterectomy. I still say if God had wanted me to bend over, he would have sprinkled the floor with diamonds.

[wahoo_mom]

I don't know about about you, Laura, but I have sure been laughing! I completely agree with LindaKay. We need great teachers like you to make the world beautiful! Also keep in mind that teachers are the ultimate optimists - they have children of their own.

[Art_Teacher]

Winners in the OP!

[kittymomma]

Congratulations ladies!

[Sandi0805]

congratulations ladies - enjoyed reading them

[MOM2SNOX]

Congrats gals!