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AnnOminous wrote:
Too funny! Love the layout!
"Courage is being scared to death-but saddling up anyway." John Wayne
Jody H. (jodcold)
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Wild Cherry
Two men were walking their dogs together. The first guy with a Chocolate lab and the second a Chihuahua
The first guy says, "Hey, you want to get something to eat?"
The second guy replies, "Yeah, but they all have signs that say 'No Dogs Allowed'."
The first guy with the lab puts sunglasses on and hands the other guy a pair. "Follow my lead," he says.
As he walks into the restaurant a waiter stops him and says, "Sir, no dogs allowed."
The man replies, "It's O.K., this is my seeing eye dog." The waiter apologizes and leads the man to a table as the second man enters.
The same waiter stops him but the guy says, "This is my seeing eye dog. I'm with the other guy."
The waiter replies, "Sir, you can't fool me, you have a Chihuahua."
The man freaks out and says, "A Chihuahua? They gave me a Chihuahua?!"
The first guy says, "Hey, you want to get something to eat?"
The second guy replies, "Yeah, but they all have signs that say 'No Dogs Allowed'."
The first guy with the lab puts sunglasses on and hands the other guy a pair. "Follow my lead," he says.
As he walks into the restaurant a waiter stops him and says, "Sir, no dogs allowed."
The man replies, "It's O.K., this is my seeing eye dog." The waiter apologizes and leads the man to a table as the second man enters.
The same waiter stops him but the guy says, "This is my seeing eye dog. I'm with the other guy."
The waiter replies, "Sir, you can't fool me, you have a Chihuahua."
The man freaks out and says, "A Chihuahua? They gave me a Chihuahua?!"
~ Carissa ~
Wild Cherry
There were 3 guys walking in the woods and they came across this huge hole in the path.
The 1st guy says "Lets throw some rocks in the hole and see how deep it is." So thats what they did only they didn't hear it hit bottom.
So the 2nd guy says "I saw a log back there lets get that and throw that in." So thats what they did.
Then this old farmer comes walking up and says "Have you seen my goat go by here?"
The 3rd guy replies "We saw one jump down in that hole."
The farmer replies "That couldn't have been my goat. He was tied to a log."
The 1st guy says "Lets throw some rocks in the hole and see how deep it is." So thats what they did only they didn't hear it hit bottom.
So the 2nd guy says "I saw a log back there lets get that and throw that in." So thats what they did.
Then this old farmer comes walking up and says "Have you seen my goat go by here?"
The 3rd guy replies "We saw one jump down in that hole."
The farmer replies "That couldn't have been my goat. He was tied to a log."
~ Carissa ~
Wild Cherry
Ok last one I'm gonna share... before I go to bed!!!
Most folks believe that Ben Franklin discovered electricity with his famous kite experiment.
Actually, a women made that discovery possible.
The real story was that Ben Franklin was laying in bed with his wife one night, leaned over and whispered something in her ear.
She told him to go fly a kite. The rest is history.
Actually, a women made that discovery possible.
The real story was that Ben Franklin was laying in bed with his wife one night, leaned over and whispered something in her ear.
She told him to go fly a kite. The rest is history.
~ Carissa ~
Chocolate Covered Cherry
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Cherry Jubilee
Got this off facebook:
I took my Dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 66). We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors - green, red, orange, and blue. My Dad kept staring at her. The teenager kept looking and would find my Dad staring every time. When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked: “What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?” Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one! In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid... “Got stoned once and screwed a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my daughter."
I took my Dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 66). We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors - green, red, orange, and blue. My Dad kept staring at her. The teenager kept looking and would find my Dad staring every time. When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked: “What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?” Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one! In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid... “Got stoned once and screwed a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my daughter."
Cherry Addict
Cimorosete wrote:
OKAY mercy!!! I have been laughing at so many jokes but this... THIS totally got me!!!! I'm done hahahahahahahahahha
Cherry Cola
Sent to my email----
One sunny day in January 2013 an old man wearing what was once very nice clothing but now worn and ragged approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with President Obama." The Marine looked at the man and said, "Sir, Mr. Obama is no longer president and no longer resides here." The old man said, "Okay", and walked away.
The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Obama."
The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Obama is no longer president and no longer resides here."
The man thanked him and, again, just walked away.
The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same U.S. Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet with President Obama."
The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Obama. I've told you already that Mr. Obama is no longer the president and no longer resides here. Don't you understand?"
The old man looked at the Marine and said, "Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it."
The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "See you tomorrow"
One sunny day in January 2013 an old man wearing what was once very nice clothing but now worn and ragged approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with President Obama." The Marine looked at the man and said, "Sir, Mr. Obama is no longer president and no longer resides here." The old man said, "Okay", and walked away.
The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Obama."
The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Obama is no longer president and no longer resides here."
The man thanked him and, again, just walked away.
The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same U.S. Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet with President Obama."
The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Obama. I've told you already that Mr. Obama is no longer the president and no longer resides here. Don't you understand?"
The old man looked at the Marine and said, "Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it."
The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "See you tomorrow"
[img]file:///C:/Users/jscokely/Documents/design%20team%20banner.png[/img]~Nancy~
Scrapbooking began in the Bible Ps. 78:3-4
Personal best-31 LO's completed 6/2010
Scrapbooking began in the Bible Ps. 78:3-4
Personal best-31 LO's completed 6/2010
Cherry Garcia
You guys are hilarious!!! I laughed out loud quite a few times reading this!!
Jennifer K.
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Cherry Tart
If there were SB Anonymous meetings DW would be there...
waving bags of Jolees and Making Memories, Shes mean like that!
^^^That's how long ago DW forced me to make this account :P
waving bags of Jolees and Making Memories, Shes mean like that!
^^^That's how long ago DW forced me to make this account :P
Cherry Tart
If there were SB Anonymous meetings DW would be there...
waving bags of Jolees and Making Memories, Shes mean like that!
^^^That's how long ago DW forced me to make this account :P
waving bags of Jolees and Making Memories, Shes mean like that!
^^^That's how long ago DW forced me to make this account :P
Cherry Tart
If there were SB Anonymous meetings DW would be there...
waving bags of Jolees and Making Memories, Shes mean like that!
^^^That's how long ago DW forced me to make this account :P
waving bags of Jolees and Making Memories, Shes mean like that!
^^^That's how long ago DW forced me to make this account :P
Cherry Tart
If there were SB Anonymous meetings DW would be there...
waving bags of Jolees and Making Memories, Shes mean like that!
^^^That's how long ago DW forced me to make this account :P
waving bags of Jolees and Making Memories, Shes mean like that!
^^^That's how long ago DW forced me to make this account :P
Cherry Addict
teehee.... this is my dh, for those of you who may not recognize him from long ago. (I'm trying to get him to play some movie trivia with us!!) 
Cherry Bing
I'm a blonde but this one made me crack up....
A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.
We all looked at each other, and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"
She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine. I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there."
The mechanic gave the blonde a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710.
He then took her over to another car which had the hood up and asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?"
She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there."
A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.
We all looked at each other, and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"
She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine. I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there."
The mechanic gave the blonde a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710.
He then took her over to another car which had the hood up and asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?"
She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there."
Cherry Tart
If there were SB Anonymous meetings DW would be there...
waving bags of Jolees and Making Memories, Shes mean like that!
^^^That's how long ago DW forced me to make this account :P
waving bags of Jolees and Making Memories, Shes mean like that!
^^^That's how long ago DW forced me to make this account :P
