A Constipation Card
Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 11:46 pm
LOL, I bet this post got your attention. Yes, I just finished a special occasion card...I bet Hallmark doesn't make this one. It's a CONSTIPATION Card. Here is the story... One of the ladies at work today was holding her side and said she had been hurting for 2 days and thought she had appendicitis. I asked her if she was nauseated and she said no. I asked her if the pain was sharp or dull. She said is was dull like something pushing on her from the inside. I asked her if she had a recent bowel movement and she said no. I told her she was probably just constipated, as did everyone else. However, she insisted she was having an appendicitis attack and went to the emergency room. They did x-rays, ran some other test, and told her she was constipated! and to take something to help her go to the bathroom. She called the boss and said she would be back to work tomorrow. Of course we were all giving her hell over the phone. She's very layed back and we joke around all the time. So, being the maker of cards, the ladies asked if I would make her a funny card.
On the front of the card it says...We hear things haven't been going smoothly lately, but don't let it build up inside of you. You have to learn to let go.
The inside of the card says...We promise things will all work out in the end.
The inside of the card is stamped with the rear end of a little bunny and it sasy "The End". How appropriate I thought. Couldn't resist the stamp. We are always playing jokes on each other, so I know she will get a good laugh.
So, that is the story of my special occasion constipation card.
On the front of the card it says...We hear things haven't been going smoothly lately, but don't let it build up inside of you. You have to learn to let go.
The inside of the card says...We promise things will all work out in the end.
The inside of the card is stamped with the rear end of a little bunny and it sasy "The End". How appropriate I thought. Couldn't resist the stamp. We are always playing jokes on each other, so I know she will get a good laugh.
So, that is the story of my special occasion constipation card.
i LMAO, that was totally hilarious!!
