I had a TERRIBLE day at work today and A's behavior was no better---but I found 3 things that made me laugh.
One was my friend Pam saying she had a brain tumor(She doesn't really. And you don't get the full effect w/out the background story, but trust me...it was HILARIOUS).
The 2nd was C telling me about the time he kicked a hole in the wall of his house when he was a boy. He and his brothers were jumping back and forth between 2 beds and when he landed, BOTH feet went thru the wall. It was an EXTERIOR wall and his punishment was that he had to sleep next to the hole until his parents got it fixed. It was winter time.
The third is Just Jimmy. They had the little stuffed ones at the grocery store and they had the little boy bear w/a pair of tighty whiteys on his head. His tag says" Just give up and go back to bed." He's hanging from my rearview mirror.
So, what made YOU laugh?
Cherry Delight
Rosa sat so that Martin could walk. Martin walked so that Barack could run. Barack ran so that our children could fly.
Cherry Addict
well nothing as good as yours. dh called me from work this morning and asked how I'd feel about moving next month... I laughed. we're supposed to be here until Jan09 but he's looking into a job opportunity.
Cherry Delight
ok not as funny if you cant hear her telling the story, but my sister had a sigmoidoscopy this morning and her telling about not even being able to stand herself in the bathroom this afternoon had me in stitches.
our older lady neighbor (nearly 70) waiting predictably until the mercury neared 100 degrees to put on her funny safari hat and coming out to cut her grass. (Does it every time)
and here's one of my DH laughing at me - watching two back to back episodes of Seventh Heaven and bawling at the happy ending full of sentiment. He says I always cry at the end of that show and watch it regularly anyhow. lol Apparently I am getting to be a crazy old lady too.
our older lady neighbor (nearly 70) waiting predictably until the mercury neared 100 degrees to put on her funny safari hat and coming out to cut her grass. (Does it every time)
and here's one of my DH laughing at me - watching two back to back episodes of Seventh Heaven and bawling at the happy ending full of sentiment. He says I always cry at the end of that show and watch it regularly anyhow. lol Apparently I am getting to be a crazy old lady too.
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A Cherry on Top
Too funny! DS punched a hole in his bedroom wall once and I made him sleep next to it too... he was more worried about spiders than anything else! He never punched a hole in a wall again though..
Here's what made me laugh today: I pulled at least a dozen messages off the scheduling line today while the scheduler was at lunch and three of them were from the same guy. The first time he called it was 20 minutes PAST his appointment and sounding very flustered he said, "I can't be there on time, please let me know what I need to do to reschedule. Call me. Thanks!" He left no number in the message... the 2nd message was him calling back stating, "Hi, this is so-and-so, I just called a minute ago about missing my appointment and I need to reschedule. Sorry, I forgot to give you my number... it's 779.. I mean, 772... oh wait, I can't remember my number! I'll call you back!" 3rd time he calls back.. he left a number alright. It was OUR scheduling line phone number! Thank goodness the machine captures the number called and the date and time otherwise I wouldn't have been able to return his THREE calls! LOL!
Here's what made me laugh today: I pulled at least a dozen messages off the scheduling line today while the scheduler was at lunch and three of them were from the same guy. The first time he called it was 20 minutes PAST his appointment and sounding very flustered he said, "I can't be there on time, please let me know what I need to do to reschedule. Call me. Thanks!" He left no number in the message... the 2nd message was him calling back stating, "Hi, this is so-and-so, I just called a minute ago about missing my appointment and I need to reschedule. Sorry, I forgot to give you my number... it's 779.. I mean, 772... oh wait, I can't remember my number! I'll call you back!" 3rd time he calls back.. he left a number alright. It was OUR scheduling line phone number! Thank goodness the machine captures the number called and the date and time otherwise I wouldn't have been able to return his THREE calls! LOL!
Wild Cherry
Glad my imminent death was a source of amusement 
Nothing funny here today. Andy worked from home
Nothing funny here today. Andy worked from home
~pam~
Chocolate Covered Cherry
It was not that funny, but today we had to take a girl we work with to work. She is the stinky perfume lady. I sat in the back seat with Quincie and durning the ride to her babysitters house, she was in the back making perfume jokes. I was the only one that heard her and I give her a little look and she busted out laughing.
Chocolate Covered Cherry
My Jack Russell, Petey and the girl kitteh, Buckettes.
They can cause quite a commotion playing chase in the house.
I was laughing at them because she'll just flop down on the floor and Petey will pin her down with his butt and turn around to look at her.
Kills me every time!
They can cause quite a commotion playing chase in the house.
I was laughing at them because she'll just flop down on the floor and Petey will pin her down with his butt and turn around to look at her.
Kills me every time!
If life gives you lemons, go find an annoying person with paper cuts.
Cherry Addict
well, its always funny at work when I am printing arrest photos, along with al the various tatts and yummy info of these fine fellows. And to top it tof, some nasty guy who looked like he was in labor, I mean, damn, he had a bun in the oven! Walked by and the three of us girls happened to look his way. HE thought we thought he was hot. NOT! Have you ever seen Friends, when Phoebe says "my eyes..." Well, that was that!
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Cherry Garcia
These posts are making me laugh!
The DSs and I were playing this morning. They would try to tag me before I tickled them. The 5yo told me he took away my tickle power. I proved to them both that I still had it.
The DSs and I were playing this morning. They would try to tag me before I tickled them. The 5yo told me he took away my tickle power. I proved to them both that I still had it.
Heidi
Cherry Jubilee
thi thread is probably the first thing I have alughed at today--it has definetly been a MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sweet Cherry Pie
Sarah...she was so funny...we did pedicures and she insisted on putting the toe things between her toes...well she is so ticklish that she couldn't stand it...it was so funny...she now has Tinkerbell stickers on her toenails 
Cherry Jubilee
My ds making sure daddy didn't forget his id for work today! Its was too cute!
Carol
Chocolate Covered Cherry
I actually haven't laughed yet today. It's been a rough couple of days around here for me. This thread is about as good as it gets 
~Kathy
{hopelessly addicted}
Filling my basket with all of the new goodies
{hopelessly addicted}
Filling my basket with all of the new goodies
Cherry Cola
Mainly corrie. We were having a IM convo and I was cracking up. Thanks corrie.
Cherry Cola
Brennan made me laugh today by acting like he was doing my hair and makeup and sayin I was a Princess.
Connor made me laugh with his singing in the car at full volume (he doesn't even talk yet).
Connor made me laugh with his singing in the car at full volume (he doesn't even talk yet).
Cherry Cola
This morning Xander was dancing around on my bed with the blanket on his head, singing: "Fruity goodness, on your head!"
No clue what that's about, but it cracked me up!
No clue what that's about, but it cracked me up!
Cassandra
"I tend to live in the past because most of my life is there." --Herb Caen
"I tend to live in the past because most of my life is there." --Herb Caen
Cherry Bomb
My kids always make me laugh.
We went to the Burger King drive thru today. I had to go to the second window to pay instead of the first. Hayley tells me that the person in the first window is on vacation, sick or dead. LOL! I know this is kinda morbid, but made me laugh. Let's hope she's not right.
We went to the Burger King drive thru today. I had to go to the second window to pay instead of the first. Hayley tells me that the person in the first window is on vacation, sick or dead. LOL! I know this is kinda morbid, but made me laugh. Let's hope she's not right.
Stacie
Be who you are, not who you think you should be.
Be who you are, not who you think you should be.
Wild Cherry
~Hearing 3yo ds giggling as soon as he wakes up... no reason, just needed to giggle.
~Seeing 11yo ds in jammies that fit him 4 years ago. He claims they are comfy.
~Deciding to go outside & do some weeding.... that has me ROFLMAO.
~My spelling.
~Seeing 11yo ds in jammies that fit him 4 years ago. He claims they are comfy.
~Deciding to go outside & do some weeding.... that has me ROFLMAO.
~My spelling.
~Tessa
I'm not saying forget what you lost
I suppose there's a purpose in pain
What we make of ourselves has a cost
And it's paid every time we take hold of the reins
I'm not saying forget what you lost
I suppose there's a purpose in pain
What we make of ourselves has a cost
And it's paid every time we take hold of the reins
Bowl Full of Cherries
Gosh, I don't think I've laughed today intil now because I've been incredibly busy here at work Beachlover's post made me laugh out loud!
If I stop to think of some funny things, one is that my boss told me something funny about our supervisor last week. It wouldn't help to tell you, because you have to know him, but I burst out in laughter when she told me.
Yesterday I got this joke in an email: ROSES & HANGING BASKETS
A teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with this see-through blouse on and no bra. Her grandmother just pitched a fit, telling her not to dare go out like that! The teenager tells her 'Loosen up Grams. These are modern times. You gotta let your rose buds show!' And out she goes.
The next day the teenager comes down stairs, and the grandmother is sitting there with no top on. The teenager wants to die. She explains to her grandmother that she has friends coming over and that it is just not appropriate.... The grandmother says, 'Loosen up, Sweetie. If you can show off your rose buds, then I can display my hanging baskets."
If I stop to think of some funny things, one is that my boss told me something funny about our supervisor last week. It wouldn't help to tell you, because you have to know him, but I burst out in laughter when she told me.
Yesterday I got this joke in an email: ROSES & HANGING BASKETS
A teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with this see-through blouse on and no bra. Her grandmother just pitched a fit, telling her not to dare go out like that! The teenager tells her 'Loosen up Grams. These are modern times. You gotta let your rose buds show!' And out she goes.
The next day the teenager comes down stairs, and the grandmother is sitting there with no top on. The teenager wants to die. She explains to her grandmother that she has friends coming over and that it is just not appropriate.... The grandmother says, 'Loosen up, Sweetie. If you can show off your rose buds, then I can display my hanging baskets."
Liz - HOOK 'EM HORNS!!
The only good addict is an alpha addict!
The only good addict is an alpha addict!
Cherry Cropper
Well....it's Tuesday and I found this thread and the stories uplifting. Found myself smiling at most of these, including the perfume lady.
Kathy
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