Dave

keep up the good work

Dave




I once lived in a Halls of Residence when I was a Student (A long time ago) there were 50 of us in total - 5 of us were Dave's

The joy of greeting fellow Dave's over slices of Toast in the mornings

Morning Dave, Morning Dave, Morning Dave.... (Repeat until funny )

Oh how we laughed (NOT)

Calling Dave Smith and David Hemingway. Dave and me are looking for someone to chat to on the MOT Thread. Any other Dave's out there hiding behind an esoteric Nick. Now's your chance to come out and proclaim your Daveness.

btw how is Esoteric Nick?

Still Alcohol free this evening although reading the above you wouldn't know it
Off now to change that situation I have some cool can's of Guinness in the fridge complete with widgets
Take care Dave
Dave


edited because I was obviously drunk while I wrote this there are 2 n's in Guinness - 2 S's too Only 1 widget though. There a helpline number on the side of the can!! How much assistance might you need to sink a Glass of Guinness????

Night Johnn.. no I mean Dave

Years ago a company called Rabbit - later to become Orange - launched an obviously doomed idea of a mobile phone that could only make outgoing calls from certain hotspots around town (The obvious flaw being that nobody could ring you up - honestly this service was really launched in the UK).

When the company collapsed they made available "The Rabbit Helpline" - I'm not making this up, it's all true.

At the time I was head of a team testing telephone exchanges destined for businesses and after a while ringing the speaking clock becomes pretty boring as a test so the "Rabbit Helpline" was a godsend.

We had endless fun ringing the Rabbit helpline starting conversations with the poor souls at the other end along the lines of..

"I'm being chased by a Farmer with a big gun..."
"Please could you offer any advise on contraception as my family is getting out of hand....."
"Is there anything you can do about these foxes...."
"It's pretty dark in this burrow...."

Bliss - only beaten by a Company called Mitel who launched a product called the "Imagination" I would love to work in their product support department.

Customer rings up with a problem

Answer to any problem No1

"Sorry Sir, did you say you had an Imagination?"

Answer to any problem No2

"I think you'll find that's your Imagination"

Genius whoever came up with that as a product name
Cracking

Must go lie down now
Night all
Dave

"Is there anything you can do about these Big Ears"

was a good one

My nose doesn't seem to stop twitching

Sorry I'll shut up now