Johnny it is not an excuse for deliberately spoiling keithhenry's new thread

If you could delete your post there before somebody else appends (or blank it if it is too late) that would be nice.

Thank you. Jean.

Edit: No problem with your thread here, this is the Chat room.

Shhh! I am back now.

Yes, a real extraterrestrial right here at the WCG. Yet again, please don't let SETI know I am here. I have read your whole (mostly sordid) 'Earth History'. I find it mostly horrible. All those wars and the killing fields in many Countries on your planet. For thousands of years ...

Geez ....

Yet, there is hope for all of you. It is because of all of you 'Crunchers' here on Earth are trying to save millions of lives and find Solutions. On my planet (don't ask me where), we have solved plenty of problems like making our own natural food that is much more healthy than what you Earthlings eat. Ewwww!

Twinkies!!

Eh, just kidding. Unfortunately, my planet needs to find Cures and Solutions as well. That is why I am here as well. We do like most of your sports and music though. Enough that we have decided that your Earth is definitely worth saving. Lucky you!

Now, enough of this. Let's find Cures and Solutions. We (on my planet) have a problem with building the cars that you have build. From Nascar to Formula One racing cars. At those low speeds, we find it very entertaining as nearly everything here is almost too fast to enjoy or remember.

We have started many Team Sports that your planet has. It rocks. So does your music.

Amazingly, our Computers are not as fast as yours (why I do not know. Lack of silicon?) and that is incredible. However, we do take Vacations/Holidays every (in Earth terms) month. So take that!

Let's all do it. Find Cures and Solutions.

BTW, our planet has no ads or commercials anywhere in our media. And we have great ales and brews. Now if we can just make great pizzas ...

JC,

Since you have "come out of the closet" regarding your true origin, do you think one of your associates can stop by the planet we call "Mars" ( fourth planet from our sun) to pick up a certain package. Apparently someone put our missing UD points on that planet (See Question for Dataman) and despite our best efforts to find a back-up copy here on Earth, this is still the only currently known source.

Help us Johnny Cool, your our only hope!

JC, personally what I want to know is since you come from another planet you must have more advanced technology to allow you to travel here to our humble planet (well unless you have an extra how body and decided to use an extra-extra strong rubberband to shoot you here), any chance you have something like the holodeck from star-trek? If so, how about renting those out to your team mate. I always wanted to drive a race car at 500 mph without worry about dying.