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Former Member
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I realised I was dyslexic when I went to a toga party dressed as a goat.
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Dog w/o Wheels
Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you left it. |
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Bulimic Digits
What does a bulimic call two fingers? Dessert. |
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Air Head on a Beer
Why did the blonde take a ladder into the bar? She heard the drinks were on the house. |
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Buddhist Dog
What did the buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything. |
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What did the chicken say to the duck who was about to cross the road?
Don't do it mate, you'll never hear the end of it! |
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A penguin walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he's seen his brother.
The bartender asked...what does he look like .  sorry |
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A man walks into a bar carrying a duck - the barman says, "Take that pig out of here"
The man says, "It's not a pig - it's a duck!" The barman says, "I'm talking to the pigging duck!" |
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Don't Question Your Health Care Professionals
----------------------------------------A man went to see his doctor. ***Edited / Please keep all posts kid friendly*** [Edit 1 times, last edit by TKH at May 2, 2008 2:51:43 PM] |
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Long Time Drinker
A skeleton walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The skeleton says, "A beer and a mop." |
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