(Harold pls don´t requote yourself , thanks )

Ten ways to make sure of that second date!

1. Compliment her once about the way she looks. Don't tell her all night long how beautiful she is, because she will start to think that you've never before been out with a woman as beautiful as her, and you'll start to lose your power.

2. First make sure you are right for each other, but not too right or the next date will include her parents!

3. Bond with her mentally and emotionally and physically, and she will bond with you in ways that you've never experienced before

4. Make sure to respond adequately and enthusiastically to her bondings, but do not go too far. Leave her something to look forward to.

5. Neither a cheapjack nor a spendthrift be


6. You are not the leader of the free-world or even the oppressed world, there are not men standing around wearing shades and speaking into their wrists and the guy next to us is not carrying the "football" so turn your phone off. There is no message you can possibly receive that is so important that you need to answer it while you take 2 hours to dine. If there is, explain it to us at the beginning, if your dad really is that sick and in hospital we will understand or better yet suggest we get take out and go and eat it with him. (If we don't understand then what the f*ck are you wasting your time on us for in the first place, you deserve better)

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Ten ways to make sure of that second date!

1. Compliment her once about the way she looks. Don't tell her all night long how beautiful she is, because she will start to think that you've never before been out with a woman as beautiful as her, and you'll start to lose your power.

2. First make sure you are right for each other, but not too right or the next date will include her parents!

3. Bond with her mentally and emotionally and physically, and she will bond with you in ways that you've never experienced before

4. Make sure to respond adequately and enthusiastically to her bondings, but do not go too far. Leave her something to look forward to.

5. Neither a cheapjack nor a spendthrift be


6. You are not the leader of the free-world or even the oppressed world, there are not men standing around wearing shades and speaking into their wrists and the guy next to us is not carrying the "football" so turn your phone off. There is no message you can possibly receive that is so important that you need to answer it while you take 2 hours to dine. If there is, explain it to us at the beginning, if your dad really is that sick and in hospital we will understand or better yet suggest we get take out and go and eat it with him. (If we don't understand then what the f*ck are you wasting your time on us for in the first place, you deserve better)

7. If her endless, pointless, feminine chatter annoys you, do not show it. Find someone else to honour with that second date.

8.Women enjoy getting to know a man based on what's inside. So spend time listening and having a conversation instead of bragging about yourself. The less you brag, the more interested she will be

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Ten ways to make sure of that second date!

1. Compliment her once about the way she looks. Don't tell her all night long how beautiful she is, because she will start to think that you've never before been out with a woman as beautiful as her, and you'll start to lose your power.

2. First make sure you are right for each other, but not too right or the next date will include her parents!

3. Bond with her mentally and emotionally and physically, and she will bond with you in ways that you've never experienced before

4. Make sure to respond adequately and enthusiastically to her bondings, but do not go too far. Leave her something to look forward to.

5. Neither a cheapjack nor a spendthrift be


6. You are not the leader of the free-world or even the oppressed world, there are not men standing around wearing shades and speaking into their wrists and the guy next to us is not carrying the "football" so turn your phone off. There is no message you can possibly receive that is so important that you need to answer it while you take 2 hours to dine. If there is, explain it to us at the beginning, if your dad really is that sick and in hospital we will understand or better yet suggest we get take out and go and eat it with him. (If we don't understand then what the f*ck are you wasting your time on us for in the first place, you deserve better)

7. If her endless, pointless, feminine chatter annoys you, do not show it. Find someone else to honour with that second date.

8.Women enjoy getting to know a man based on what's inside. So spend time listening and having a conversation instead of bragging about yourself. The less you brag, the more interested she will be

9. Subtly discover her likes and dislikes. Find out what she (or he) expects from that second date, and assure her that you can guarantee at least that.

10. Marry the girl!

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Ten favourite foreign (to you) foods

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Ten favourite foreign (to you) foods

1. Thai Green Curry

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