restaurant down on the
uplands of County Down, where
"get down" and "funky town"
are not rearded as Blarney for
the down and out among all
men and women
with red hair down
to the middle of their back, but
standing in the middle of
a pool of their own
there came a Great White shark who
stuck his fin up and said, "You goin' my way?"
to every passing
he was a bit more insistent
on proper funeral arrangements
for they were surely to
together for one
would not want to be one
or the other one
or the one who
believes they're the only one

men and women
with red hair down
to the middle of their back, but
standing in the middle of
a pool of their own
there came a Great White shark who
stuck his fin up and said, "You goin' my way?"
to every passing
he was a bit more insistent
on proper funeral arrangements
for they were surely to
together for one
would not want to be one
or the other one
or the one who
believes they're the only one
not to mention
the only one that got away with

standing in the middle of
a pool of their own
there came a Great White shark who
stuck his fin up and said, "You goin' my way?"
to every passing
he was a bit more insistent
on proper funeral arrangements
for they were surely to
together for one
would not want to be one
or the other one
or the one who
believes they're the only one
not to mention
the only one that got away with
a genuine internet prize for
being the first person ever to

in the middle of
a pool of their own
there came a Great White shark who
stuck his fin up and said, "You goin' my way?"
to every passing
he was a bit more insistent
on proper funeral arrangements
for they were surely to
together for one
would not want to be one
or the other one
or the one who
believes they're the only one
not to mention
the only one that got away with
a genuine internet prize for
being the first person ever to
be number 10,000 on
a list of 9,999 and therefore

pool of their own
there came a Great White shark who
stuck his fin up and said, "You goin' my way?"
to every passing
he was a bit more insistent
on proper funeral arrangements
for they were surely to
together for one
would not want to be one
or the other one
or the one who
believes they're the only one
not to mention
the only one that got away with
a genuine internet prize for
being the first person ever to
be number 10,000 on
a list of 9,999 and therefore
pool of their own
there came a Great White shark who
stuck his fin up and said, "You goin' my way?"
to every passing
he was a bit more insistent
on proper funeral arrangements
for they were surely to
together for one
would not want to be one
or the other one
or the one who
believes they're the only one
not to mention
the only one that got away with
a genuine internet prize for
being the first person ever to
be number 10,000 on
a list of 9,999 and therefore
surplus to the
contest becoming the one and only