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Join the Roman Army

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Dorling Kindersley Inc. has a new website for kids: http://www.jointheromanarmy.co.uk/
Welcome to the Roman Army Online

Join the quest to create the world's largest online Roman army and help us get into the Guinness Book of Records! It's easy to join, create your soldier and answer fun weekly questions to learn more about life in Ancient Rome. Climb up the army ranks from Milites to Legatus Legionis and win awesome prizes every month including fantastic DK Eyewitness books, a Nintendo Wii and an iPod Nano.
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Bring some stone with you. Since it's a U.K. website, we're building Hadrian's wall this week. We've got'ta keep out those Picts, you know...
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Lawrence, it's a shame you can't put all of us on your invite list and get 500 points per person. Of course, it's better to work your way up the management chain instead of suddenly become commander of a legion!
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Bring some stone with you. Since it's a U.K. website, we're building Hadrian's wall this week. We've got'ta keep out those Picts, you know...

We ate Romans for breakfast. smile
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Re: Join the Roman Army

Scene 8


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Romanes Eunt Domus

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[scary music]
CENTURION:
What's this, then? 'Romanes Eunt Domus'? 'People called Romanes they go the house'?
BRIAN:
It-- it says, 'Romans, go home'.

CENTURION:
No, it doesn't. What's Latin for 'Roman'? Come on!
BRIAN:
Aah!
CENTURION:
Come on!
BRIAN:
'R-- Romanus'?
CENTURION:
Goes like...?
BRIAN:
'Annus'?
CENTURION:
Vocative plural of 'annus' is...?
BRIAN:
Eh. 'Anni'?
CENTURION:
'Romani'. 'Eunt'? What is 'eunt'?
BRIAN:
'Go'. Let--
CENTURION:
Conjugate the verb 'to go'.
BRIAN:
Uh. 'Ire'. Uh, 'eo'. 'Is'. 'It'. 'Imus'. 'Itis'. 'Eunt'.
CENTURION:
So 'eunt' is...?
BRIAN:
Ah, huh, third person plural, uh, present indicative. Uh, 'they go'.
CENTURION:
But 'Romans, go home' is an order, so you must use the...?
BRIAN:
The... imperative!
CENTURION:
Which is...?
BRIAN:
Umm! Oh. Oh. Um, 'i'. 'I'!
CENTURION:
How many Romans?
BRIAN:
Ah! 'I'-- Plural. Plural. 'Ite'. 'Ite'.
CENTURION:
'Ite'.
BRIAN:
Ah. Eh.
CENTURION:
'Domus'?
BRIAN:
Eh.
CENTURION:
Nominative?
BRIAN:
Oh.
CENTURION:
'Go home'? This is motion towards. Isn't it, boy?
BRIAN:
Ah. Ah, dative, sir! Ahh! No, not dative! Not the dative, sir! No! Ah! Oh, the... accusative! Accusative! Ah! 'Domum', sir! 'Ad domum'! Ah! Oooh! Ah!
CENTURION:
Except that 'domus' takes the...?
BRIAN:
The locative, sir!
CENTURION:
Which is...?!
BRIAN:
'Domum'.
CENTURION:
'Domum'.
BRIAN:
Aaah! Ah.
CENTURION:
'Um'. Understand?
BRIAN:
Yes, sir.
CENTURION:
Now, write it out a hundred times.
BRIAN:
Yes, sir. Thank you, sir. Hail Caesar, sir.
CENTURION:
Hail Caesar. If it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off.
BRIAN:
Oh, thank you, sir. Thank you, sir. Hail Caesar and everything, sir! Oh. Mmm!

Finished!

ROMAN SOLDIER STIG:
Right. Now don't do it again.
[CENTURIONS chase BRIAN]

MAN:
Hey! Bloody Romans.
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Oh! Deo meo! I left my tabula rasa domi, and my latin is worse than Brian's. Non volo vita Briani; I think I will stick to Iceni.
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