"Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone."
"To sleep, perchance to dream- ay, there's the rub."
"Now rub the magic lamp"
"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."
"Technology presumes there's just one right way to do things and there never is."
"If there is more than one way to do something, There is only one right way - at most
"I did it my way."
"Every day, in every way, I am getting better and better."
"'Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all"
"I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks."
"It takes two to tango"
"Last tango in Paris"
"Last one in is a rotten egg"
"Which came first the chicken or the egg?"
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
"If you don't know where you are going, any road will take you there."
"The end of the road"

"A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute."
"In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes."
"The future is now"
"If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive."
"Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature."
"Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone."
"To sleep, perchance to dream- ay, there's the rub."
"Now rub the magic lamp"
"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."
"Technology presumes there's just one right way to do things and there never is."
"If there is more than one way to do something, There is only one right way - at most
"I did it my way."
"Every day, in every way, I am getting better and better."
"'Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all"
"I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks."
"The two week diet made me too weak"

"Now rub the magic lamp"
"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."
"Technology presumes there's just one right way to do things and there never is."
"If there is more than one way to do something, There is only one right way - at most
"I did it my way."
"Every day, in every way, I am getting better and better."
"'Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all"
"I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks."
"It takes two to tango"
"Last tango in Paris"
"Last one in is a rotten egg"
"Which came first the chicken or the egg?"
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
"If you don't know where you are going, any road will take you there."
"The end of the road"
"There's a killer on the road."
"That problem is a killer"

"Now rub the magic lamp"
"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."
"Technology presumes there's just one right way to do things and there never is."
"If there is more than one way to do something, There is only one right way - at most
"I did it my way."
"Every day, in every way, I am getting better and better."
"'Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all"
"I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks."
"It takes two to tango"
"Last tango in Paris"
"Last one in is a rotten egg"
"Which came first the chicken or the egg?"
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
"If you don't know where you are going, any road will take you there."
"The end of the road"
"There's a killer on the road."
"That problem is a killer"
"Every problem has an answer."
"I was gratified to be able to answer promptly. I said I don't know."

"I did it my way."
"Every day, in every way, I am getting better and better."
"'Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all"
"I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks."
"It takes two to tango"
"Last tango in Paris"
"Last one in is a rotten egg"
"Which came first the chicken or the egg?"
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
"If you don't know where you are going, any road will take you there."
"The end of the road"
"There's a killer on the road."
"That problem is a killer"
"Every problem has an answer."
"I was gratified to be able to answer promptly. I said I don't know."
"He who knows not and knows not that he knows not is a fool; avoid him.
He who knows not and knows that he knows not is a student; teach him.
He who knows and knows not that he knows is asleep; wake him.
He who knows and knows that he knows is a wise man; follow him."
"The Child is the Father of the Man"