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Former Member
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By kind permission from CompuDude I have created this link to the funniest lawyer jokes on his website that I have ever read
----------------------------------------If you need to brighten up your day click on the link below The canonical List of Lawyer Jokes I hope you enjoy them as much as I did [ ***** ] Your comments would be appreciated Best Regards [Edit 1 times, last edit by Former Member at Jan 6, 2005 2:02:14 AM] |
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I couldn't find the jokes. The link brought me to a page of questions and answers. I couldn't find anything funny anywhere, just a series of obvious facts.
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Former Member
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*****WARNING*****You can be arrested for telling lawyer jokes! I lifted this from CNN:
HEMPSTEAD, New York (AP) -- Did you hear the one about the two guys arrested for telling lawyer jokes? It happened this week to the founders of a group called Americans for Legal Reform, who were waiting in line to get into a Long Island courthouse. "How do you tell when a lawyer is lying?" Harvey Kash reportedly asked Carl Lanzisera. "His lips are moving," they said in unison. While some waiting to get into the courthouse giggled, a lawyer farther up the line Monday was not laughing. He told them to pipe down, and when they did not, the lawyer reported the pair to court personnel, who charged them with disorderly conduct, a misdemeanor. "They just can't take it," Kash said of lawyers in general. "This violates our First Amendment rights." Dan Bagnuola, a spokesman for the Nassau County courts, said the men were "being abusive and they were causing a disturbance." He said he did not have the name of the lawyer who complained. Americans for Legal Reform monitors the courts and uses confrontational tactics to push for greater access for the public. The pair said that for years they have stood outside courthouses on Long Island and mocked lawyers. On Monday, however, Kash said he was due in court to answer a drunken driving charge from a year and a half ago. The men are due back in court on the disorderly conduct charge next month.  |
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Former Member
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 Hi RipcatAre you keeping well I dont tell em I Just post em I'm not the one who tries to roast em I just laugh like all the others Cause the're a load of ?????? ??????? You Gotta Laugh,  Sorry Best Regards [Edit 1 times, last edit by Former Member at Jan 12, 2005 10:44:34 PM] |
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Former Member
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Tell all the lawyer jokes that you want Graham! I'm not a lawyer.
 And I'm doing well, wedding plans in full swing, getting fitted for tuxes on Saturday!  Keep bringing the good cheer to the forums. Whats next after the riddles??I can't wait the suspense is killing me! |
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Former Member
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Hi RipcatForgive me if you thought that my rhyme was directed at you I would never dream of offending the friends I have made here My rhyme was just defending the fact that I did not tell them, I just directed people to them Not Guilty Your Honour! Congratulations on your future wedding plans I am sure it will be a day that you can look back on with lots of fond memories By the way, please dont die of suspense before your weddingBest Regards [Edit 2 times, last edit by Former Member at Jan 14, 2005 4:35:31 AM] |
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Former Member
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Ha! There not much someone could say to me that would offend me Graham. I used to be a clan leader in an online game called Artifact. People there would try their best to tick me off just to put me off my game, especially during an 'online'. The 'verbal' sparring was one of the best parts of the game because it never bothered me. It was key in being a successful leader.
Anyways, gotta go to bed so I can get to work so I can pay for my wedding.....  Later Ripcat |
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