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Re: The Edwardians have arrived!

Talking of being grumpy...on my froont door there is a large notice in large multi coloured letters saying -


Here Lives a Grumpy Old Git

Who is Satisfied with his –

Gas Supplier,
Electricity Supplier,
Phone Supplier.

He is NOT religious. He does NOT wish to be surveyed. He does NOT wish to buy anything.


No Cold Callers Please
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Re: The Edwardians have arrived!

Dull damp good morning to you all
Car alarm woke me at 4 am
its never done it before so looks as if some neardowell
had a go at it
went out to check it out but no sign of anyone
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Re: The Edwardians have arrived!

Sago rote......
Den hope you were not offended by my E.mail, just thought of you and your 'Multi-tasking'.

I was in the tradtion of grumpy old men " Offeneded"
But as you are aproching the Elderly bracket
I am pleasec to grant disspensation....
As in dont be so bloo-dy cheeky
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biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin devilish wink Sawd'er, sawd'er. wink
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Re: The Edwardians have arrived!

cowboy Good morning all looks like a fine Autumn day, the sun is out and the birds are singing. whistling


A Thank-You Letter

Dear Sun,
Just a line to say: Thanks for this and every day.
Your dawns and sunsets are just great - bang on time, never late..
On dismal days, as grey as slate, behind a cloud you calmly wait,
Till out you sail with cheerful grace to put a smile on the world's face.
Thanks for those blazing days on beaches,
For ripening apples, pears and peaches;
For sharing out your noble glow;
For sunsets - the loveliest things I know.
Please carry on: We know your worth.

Love from
A Friend on the PLanet Earth

Have a great day all............... cowboy
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Have been 'vestigating my alarm and what might have set it off
(my testin was at an hour when most folks are up and about on a Sunday )
I cant make it go off ? trying doors ,rocking car and so on
all windows were closed and clearly alarm was set as it went off
at the so called darkest hour
Will have to hve a chat with the garage
I dont want to be the one down the street with that dodgy car alarm

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thanks for that Tony says it all
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Wonder how el kap-e-tan is getting on
With his George Formby impersantions
His little stick of Blackpool rock and his Ukealay in his hand
He might have clicked with Anne Widecombe think shes there this week (gawd help the Donkeys )

If he turns up here on Monday with a wash leather and a bucket ..........
Say no more ..................

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@ Merle sorry to have called you so late and then for it to be a non event they ran out of time
they were offering to pay us disturbance payments
and full of apoligeies .

It just puts a odd twist on the phone in
they called us for a viewpoint sound bite
so they must have a shed full of
people in slots for subjects ???
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Re: The Edwardians have arrived!

The Bill Oddie of Northampton Rote
cowboy Good morning all looks like a fine Autumn day, the sun is out and the birds are singing. whistling


I take it you mean Frushes an Sparras not the leary Laddetes sad
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Just doing
some bumping
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The working class can Kiss my fanny
I've got the formans job at last
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hey up lads

the ditty isnt as elegant as Tonys offerings

but us workin class lads like a good Ryhme ..............

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Edited for language...cih


even if it just on the cheese
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Re: The Edwardians have arrived!

Buenos dias , buenas tardes biggrin
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Re: The Edwardians have arrived!

We get into Spring today at 5.51 pm , when the Sun rays will come down perpendicular towards the Equator wink

Have a good day smile
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