Everyone knows that Team IBM is dull. Any member of Team IBM who likes fun and operas about very scary racoons should come over to Team Quantz dot com. Dinosaur Comics rulez (sic).

Ryan North, our capo di tutti capi, is crazy smart. Is the guy in charge of IMB really smart? I don't think so.

In closing, "IBM, would you like to start a rivalry with a webcomic." - Ryan North said this. The grammer is in fact accurate because we do't play by the rules (sic).