Inhabitants of Middle Earth!

The dark forces of Sauron have regained strenght and threaten to end the age of humans with new weapons of war like AIDS, cancer and other foul diseases. But do not despair for there is hope! Our wise elders have found out that your PCs are useful for more than squashing trolls in arcade games. You can now use your computer's idle time to help the wise men of Middle Earth destroy Sauron's weapons.

So no mater you're an elf, a man, a hobbit, or even a dwarf, just join our brotherhood of heroes in this war against evil. Better yet, tell all your friends about our plans and see if they can't lend a hand.